Ancient Chinese proverb:

Time fly like bird; fruit fly like banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doyouhavetono
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2022
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I have a hard time with ancient Chinese philosophy.

It really Confucius me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squmplings
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2022
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Since the pandemic, my friend has been doing well selling vases made from herbs mixed with ancient crushed Chinese plates...

That's pretty good thyme-Ming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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Me and my wife got into an argument about how to contact an ancient Chinese dynasty...

She said...

"Talk to the Hans."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HypnotizeD_X
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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The Ancient Chinese God of Rhythm

"Coun-Ting" -My Jazz band teacher in his attempt to get the band to count

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carlosmon69
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I bought a painting of an ancient Mongolian leader, but it turned out to be junk.

The guy who sold it to me was a khan artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masselein
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2022
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Did you hear about the two turds trying to do karate?

They were Kung Poo fighting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whitebow907
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2022
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What are your feelings on acupuncture and Eastern medicine in general?

2 billion Chinese can't be Wong.

Source: some ancient dude hanging around outside the physical therapy office, looking at pamphlets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterThenatoni
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2022
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LPT: If your girlfriend can cook spicy Chinese food, marry her.

Because Schezwan of a kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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An old painter is quickly losing his vision

An old painter is quickly losing his vision, but wants to keep working despite being given many opportunities to retire. His boss wants to give younger painters a chance, but the old painter refuses to quit. One day he is assigned to restore a section of the Great Wall that has detailed ancient Chinese calligraphy painted on it. Because of his vision he ends up painting over much of the details in the art and royally screws up. After his boss finds out, he is given a talking to and is immediately fired.

I guess he just couldn’t see the writing on the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klausklass
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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Before every single band concert

Dad: What are the musicians doing? Me: Warming up so they can play their music. Dad: No, it is the ancient Chinese art form of Tu Ning. Get it, Tu Ning, tuning. Me: Facepalm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ickthus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2013
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