A list of puns related to "Ancient Chinese"
Time fly like bird; fruit fly like banana.
It really Confucius me.
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
She said...
"Talk to the Hans."
"Coun-Ting" -My Jazz band teacher in his attempt to get the band to count
The guy who sold it to me was a khan artist.
They were Kung Poo fighting
2 billion Chinese can't be Wong.
Source: some ancient dude hanging around outside the physical therapy office, looking at pamphlets.
Because Schezwan of a kind.
An old painter is quickly losing his vision, but wants to keep working despite being given many opportunities to retire. His boss wants to give younger painters a chance, but the old painter refuses to quit. One day he is assigned to restore a section of the Great Wall that has detailed ancient Chinese calligraphy painted on it. Because of his vision he ends up painting over much of the details in the art and royally screws up. After his boss finds out, he is given a talking to and is immediately fired.
I guess he just couldnβt see the writing on the wall.
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