American French Puns

A list of puns related to "American French"

Why are French snails faster than American ones?

L’ess cargo.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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An American cat named ‘One-Two-Three’ and a French cat named ‘Une-Deux-Troi’ are in a swimming race. Why did the American cat win?

Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.

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👤︎ u/Duzervee
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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I met a French guy at my interpreter-training class, we were having conversation about food. And suddenly he said, I like snails.. Why don't Americans eat snails? I was thinking for a second and replied

Because... maybe they like fast food

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👤︎ u/AzorChiles
📅︎ May 15 2019
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A French guy was telling his American friend how he just had got a promotion...

"Nice" - the American guy said. Then the French guy replied:

"What does my hometown has to do with it?"

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👤︎ u/gigadude17
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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I can't wait for the new Veggietales movie. I hear it covers WW2 including Canadian Bacon, French Bread, Spanish Wine, American Roasts, British Root Veggies, and Nazi Sausages.

I'm not saying I'll watch it. But there's been wurst casting.

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👤︎ u/CaughtInthePocket
📅︎ Nov 24 2015
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Toot toot BAAHH 🐑😂
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👤︎ u/DesDesign11
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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The ultimate pun
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👤︎ u/Chloraflora
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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Dad is buying supper from the chippy.

"Would you like anything on your chips?"

"Does it cost extra?"

"Ten pence."

"All right, I'll have four sausages and a steak pie."

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👤︎ u/FatFreddysCoat
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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Fuck it, I’m moving to France!

I got nothing Toulouse

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👤︎ u/DutchBlob
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
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👤︎ u/Lee_Hey_pat
📅︎ Jan 02 2018
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Did you know french fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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👤︎ u/somekindahuman
📅︎ Aug 04 2017
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French revolution puns?

I only have one.

The Americans supported the cause of the French Revolution, but not the execution.

Puns off the names Robespierre, Saint Just, etc especially requested.

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👤︎ u/iggypopstesticle
📅︎ Dec 31 2014
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What did the French little piggy say all the way home?

"Wee Wee Wee"

No, that's what the American little piggy said. The French little piggy said "Yes Yes Yes"

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👤︎ u/testingapril
📅︎ May 13 2016
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Road trip snacks

My dad is driving while eating chips (French fries to you Americans), When he puts one on my shoulder. Dad: "Damn, why do you have such a chip on your shoulder?!"

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👤︎ u/MagicScotsman
📅︎ Aug 07 2013
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