I received all kinds of spices for my birthday, but I don't cook. I think...
It's a waste of thyme.
For years I was searching for a book with all kind of maps.
Atlas, I found it.
What kind of tree nut is best to take out on the boat for an all day fishing trip?
A Pecan
but only if you pronounce it "pee can"
What kind of flooring does the snake-loving architect design all of his homes with?
Reptile
What kind of girl is creamy and keeps you up all night?
A coffee mate
I tried learning about all the different kinds of aircraft but I quickly found out girls didn’t like that basic personality trait
They thought I was such a plane guy
With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.
He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."
Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."
A college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.
"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.
"Sony!" yells the blonde girl in the front.
Someone once told me they loved absolutely all kinds of bedding.
It was a real blanket statement.
My 4yo son was surprised I saw him doing something out of the corner of my eye. He asked how I saw him and I said, "Grown ups see all kinds of things."
"That's why it's called adult super-vision."
I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
What’s the best kind of booze if you want to dance all night long?
Wild Twerky
There was a point in my life where I was addicted to all kinds of soap
But I'm clean now, though.
I'm open to trying all kinds of art
But still life is where I draw the lime.
I ain't racist. In fact I like all kinds of races
Nascar, motocross, formula one, and drag racing.
My baker friend makes all kinds of bread, but won't make rolls
Because a bun is the lowest form of wheat.
My dad held a sign with a picture of all kinds of olives..
At a black lives matter march when people asked him "what do you think you are doing?"
He replied "I think olives matter!"
