A list of puns related to "Al Mutawakkil"
In the year 247 AH, on Wednesday night, the accursed al-Mutawakkil al-'Abbasi was killed was killed At the age of 41 by the order of his son. His caliphate lasted 14 years and ten months .
(توضیح المقاصد: ص 26. تتمه المنتهی: ص 322. بحار الانوار: ج 50، ص 210. فیض العلام: ص 65. تاریخ سامراء: ج 3، ص 324. البدایه و النهایه: ج 10، ص 385. تاریخ بغداد: ج 2، ص 119)
Due to Mutawakel's disrespect to Amir al-Mu'minin (as) at the party, Montaser sent his father's special slaves on the night of the third or fourth of Shawwal.
To kill Mutawakkil And while he was drinking alcohol, they shed his blood and sent him to hell.
al-Mutawakkil became the caliph after Wathiq in 232 AH.
he was an immoral and corrupt person, And in his palace was a place of sin and music and drinking
During imam al Hadis compulsory residence in Samarra, Imam al Hadi (a.s) seemingly had a calm life and al-Mutawakkil wanted to show him in the role of a courtier and decrease his grandeur in the eyes of the people, while he took Imam (a) under surveillance.
The agents keeping surveillance reported to al-Mutawakkil that there were weapons and letters from the Shi'a in the house of the Imam (a). He ordered for some soldiers to quickly rush to the Imam's (a) house. Upon arriving at the Imam's (a) residence, they found him (a) alone in a room with the floor covered by sand, while he (a) was wearing woolen clothes, had a head covering, and murmured some verses of the Qur'an; so they took him in that state to al-Mutawakkil.
When Imam (a) entered, al-Mutawakkil had a cup of wine in his hand; he seated Imam (a) beside himself and offered Imam (a) a cup and asked him, "Drink!" Imam (a) excused himself and said, "My meat and blood have never been fouled by wine." Then, al-Mutawakkil asked Imam (a) to recite a poem that would entertain him. Imam (a) said "I hardly ever recite poetry," but al-Mutawakkil insisted and the Imam (a) recited a poem about the powerful people who moved from palaces to graves after their death and their state in the grave.
When the Imam (a) finished reciting the poem, all attendants and even al-Mutawakkil himself were so moved, that al-Mutawakkil's face had become wet with tears. Al-Mutawakkil then ordered that the drinking table be removed. He ordered for the Imam (a) to be taken back to his house respectfully.
Al-Tabrisi, I'lam al-wara, vol. 2, p. 126
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... keep reading on reddit ➡Abu Abd Allah IV (4) or by his full name Abu Abdullah Muhammad al-Thabati bin Abi Abdullah Muhammad III al-Mutawakkil were a Sultan (Sovreign) and Ruler of Tlemcen who ruled the realm of Central Maghreb from 1468-1504 he is the successor of Abu Tashufin III and the predecessor also father of the Sultan Abu Abd Allah V (5), During his reign following the fall of Granada, in 1494 the fallen last Sultan of Grenada ; Boabdil, comes to ask the Sultan of Tlemcen asylum and protection; he will be received at the course of Abu Abdallah IV a welcome of the most hospitable and the most consoling. What determines him to fix his stay in the capital of the central Maghreb for a moment. The andalusian writer and traveler Leon the African will also be visiting Tlemcen. The writer was so well received that he devoted a few pages to him in his work; description of the Kingdom of Tlemcen. In 1501 the Portuguese Empire having a prosperous era of expansionism policy had views over the ports of Wahran and Mers el Kebir (Marsa al Kabir: The great port) who were very importants in trades but also had many Corsairs notably Andalusians for get a revenge over the reconquista which made the portugueses sending a army and fleet under the command of Manuel I aka "the fortunate" of 3500 Soldiers of 35 Ships who were defeated in the known battle of Mers el Kebir in 1501 by the Algerians privateers and army from the Sultan of Tlemcen Abu Abd Allah IV (4), 3 years later the Sultan dies in 1504 and leave the throne for his heir and son Abu Abd Allah V (5). This were the story of this brave Sultan, i wish that helped you to know more about Algerian history, barakallahufikum amin Salam Alaykum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh!
>Mohammed bin Musa bin al-Mutawakkil, Allah may have mercy upon him, narrated from Ahmed bin Mohammed al-Khezzaz that Imam ar-Ridha (a) said:
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>Some of those who claim the affection for us –the Prophet’s household- are more dangerous for our Shia than the ordeal of the Dajjal. I asked: How do such people become dangerous? The Imam (a) answered: They support our enemies and antagonize our followers. When this occurs, the right will be confused with the wrong and the whole matter will be perplexed. Then, there will be no distinction between the believers and the hypocrites.
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>-Sifat al-Shia, h14
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
To the pretender and kafir named Abu Abdallah Muhammad IV al-Mutawakkil.
I have offered you mercy multiply times and again and again, you rejected my mercy. But now I am out of patience. My loyal servant al-AdilSayf ad-Din Tumanbay shall come and administer justice to you and your dynasty of kafirs. I hope In death you will realise the error of your ways.
Al-Mustamsik bi-'llāh,
Commander of the faithful.
Following many letter exchanged between the Sultan, Abu Abd Allah al-Sheikh Muhammad ibn Yahya, Head of the Wattasid Dynasty, Protector of the Nasarids, protector of the Royal Cities of Morocco, with Abu Abdallah Muhammad IV al-Mutawakkil, Head of the Hafisid Dynasty, Caliphat-ul-Islamu'Deen, Sultan of Ifarqiya,
The Wattasids have agreed to publicly declare the Hafisid Sultan as the Caliph of all Maghreb, and are happy to announce an alliance with the Caliphate.
May this friendship be as fine as a cool breeze on a hot summer's day, and may it last for generations to come
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
First I want to put a couple of hadith to make my point:
1- Abi Basir narrated that Imam Sadiq (a.s) : beware of the taqlid for he who make the taqleed in his religion is doomed to be ruined. The book “tashih al etikad” sheikh Mofid page: 7 and page 63
2- Ibn Al-Mutawakkil from Ali from his father from Al-Rayyan from Al-Ridha from his forefathers from The Commander of the Faithful عليهم السلام who said: The Messenger of Allah صلى الله عليه واله said: Allah Almighty said: He has not believed in Me the one who interprets My words by his opinion. He has not known Me the one who likens Me to My creatures. He is not upon My religion the one who uses analogy in My religion.
3- 2-Muhammad b. Yahya from Ahmad b. Muhammad from Al-Washsha from Muthanna Al-Hannat from Abi Basir who said: I said to Abi Abdillah عليه السلام: things are referred to us of which we have no knowledge in the Book of Allah nor the Sunna - should we exercise reason in them? He said: no, for even if you were to get it right you will not be rewarded for it, and if you were mistaken in it then you have lied upon Allah Mighty and Majestic. Kafee book part 1 page 56
According to those Ahadith we are wrong to make a Marjaa because:
Secondly, there is not one solid evidence that states that we got to have marjaa. There is one Hadith that the Marjaa themselves claims to be false and even if true it does not describe the marjaa:
وأما الحوادث الواقعة فارجعوا فيها إلى رواة حديثنا، فإنهم حجتي عليكم وأنا حجة الله عليهم” Which translate to “As for the occurring incidents, refer them to the narrators of our ahadis. they are my argument to you and I am the argument of God on them”
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Muhammad ibn Ali al-Majilawayh, Muhammad ibn Musa ibn al-Mutawakkil, Ahmad ibn Ziyad ibn Ja’far al-Hamadani, Ahmad ibn Ali ibn Ibrahim ibn Hashem, Al-Husayn ibn Ibrahim ibn Tatana, Al-Husayn ibn Ibrahim ibn Ahmad ibn Hisham al-Mo’addib, and Ali ibn Abdullah al-Warraq - may God be pleased with them - narrated that Ali ibn Ibrahim ibn Hashem quoted on the authority of his father that Abi Salt al-Harawi said, “I was standing in front of Abil Hassan Ali ibn Musa Ar-Ridha’ (a.s.) when he told me, ‘O Aba Salt! Go into this mausoleum where Harun’s grave is located. Pick a handful of dirt from each corner and bring them to me.’ I went and did what Ar-Ridha’ (a.s.) had asked me to do. Then when I stood up in front of Ar-Ridha’ (a.s.) again, he (a.s.) was standing near the door. I handed him the dirt one handful at a time. He smelled each one and threw it away. Then he said, ‘Here they will dig up a grave for me. A rock will appear which they cannot remove, even if they bring all the mattocks in Khorasan.’
Then Ar-Ridha’ (a.s.) said the same things about the dirt at the positions of the head and the feet of Harun. Then Ar-Ridha’ (a.s.) said, ‘Give me that other handful of dirt.’ I handed him the dirt from the front of Harun’s grave. Ar-Ridha’ (a.s.) took it and said, ‘This is the dirt that will be the dirt of my grave.’ Then Ar-Ridha’ (a.s.) said, ‘They will dig a grave for me in this place. You must order them to dig it seven steps deep. Then you must ask them to extend the grave in one direction and construct a grave. If they refuse to do so and insist that it must be a usual type of grave, you will tell them that the grave must be as wide as the size of two arms long plus the span of one wide open hand. Indeed God will extend it as much as He wills. Once they do so, you will notice water there. Recite what I teach you and then the grave will be filled with water. You will see many small fish in it.
Then you must feed them with pieces of the bread which I’ll give you now. Once they eat it all up, a large fish will appear and eat up all the small fish until they all disappear. Then the large fish will disappear too. Then you must put your hand in the water and recite what I’ll teach you now. Then the water will drain away and nothing will be left. Do not do this except in the presence of Al-Ma’mun.’ Then Ar-Ridha’ (a.s.) added, ‘O Aba Salt! Tomorrow I shall go to see this adulterer (referring to Al-Ma’mun)! If I leave there with a bare head, talk to me and I w
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They’re on standbi
To the Pretender called Abu Abdallah Muhammad IV al-Mutawakkil.
I have been made aware of your recent attempts to undermine my command over all Muslims in the Maghreb. I hereby command you to stop these attempts. , public renounce your fake claim to my title and come to Cairo to apologise. Then I will forgive this grave crime of yours and all will be well.
But if you do not and continue in your foolish ways. I will brand you as a takfir and order my faithful followers to deliver the right full punishment for this crime.
May you see the errors in your ways,
Al-Mustamsik Commander of the Faithfull.
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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