A list of puns related to "Adjustment Day"
He said the times they were a-changin’.
He said: "Son now that you're older, I feel like I could use your opinion on some of my business decisions. Can I ask?"
Obviously I nodded yes.
Dad: "Well, 2 days ago I bought a couple balloons for 3 cents a piece. How much should I sell them for after adjusting for inflation?"
We recently adopted a rabbit and the shelter had named him Justin. We wanted to rename him and it's since been a running joke since Justin is, in our opinion, not a very rabbit-like name. He was also really skittish and we've been working in socializing with him. So today (day 6) my boyfriend asks me:
"So would you say he is adjusted yet?"
To which I replied, "No, he's a-justin" (adjusting)
I recently started a new job as a claims adjuster.
I turned to my coworker the other day and asked "do you know how I got this job?.......I CLAIMED it!"
Cue the eye rolls.
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