Acula Puns

A list of puns related to "Acula"

I had a doctor’s appointment today but it didn’t go so well. All he did was suck blood out of my neck. Don’t go to Dr. Acula.
👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/oliviaj1020
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Since it’s the Fourth of July, I just told my daughters they were named after George Washington.

About 280 years after to be precise.

👍︎ 13k
💬︎
👤︎ u/ComeAbout
📅︎ Jul 04 2022
🚨︎ report
I tried donating blood today ... NEVER AGAIN !!

Too many stupid questions. Who's blood is it ? Where did you get it from ? Why's it in a bucket ?

👍︎ 11k
💬︎
👤︎ u/captainywabs
📅︎ Mar 04 2022
🚨︎ report
If Dracula was a psychiatrist, what would his name be?

The Countselor

(Counselor)

...(my first attempt sorry)

👍︎ 340
💬︎
👤︎ u/DontEatShoes
📅︎ May 02 2022
🚨︎ report
Got my blood drawn today

I've felt queezy ever since though, i think he took to much. I'll tell ya, don't go to Dr. Acula.

👍︎ 9
💬︎
👤︎ u/Ok-Suspect-6587
📅︎ Oct 18 2021
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the vampire with a doctorate

His name was Dr. Acula

👍︎ 13
💬︎
👤︎ u/Paradigm_Shiftz
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
🚨︎ report
My doctor bit my neck and tried to give me a hickey.

1 star review for Dr. Acula

👍︎ 10
💬︎
👤︎ u/VeryLastBison
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
🚨︎ report
I hate going to the doctor because all he does is suck blood from my neck.

Do NOT go see Dr. Acula!

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/swaggerdagger54
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
🚨︎ report
Hospital told me my blood test results had been 'lost'

I knew I shouldn't have trusted Dr. Acula

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/SuperDave-1
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
🚨︎ report
I went in for a routine checkup, and they took way too much in the blood draw. I was dizzy, and it was a real pain in the neck...

I'm just not sure about this Dr. Acula.

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/mr_zensphere
📅︎ Oct 23 2018
🚨︎ report
What vampire is a healthcare professional?

Dr. Acula

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/Draxxed_sklounst
📅︎ Feb 16 2016
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.