A man has a grandfather clock that only makes the tick sound, so he hires a German clockmaker to make repairs

When the clockmaker arrives he pulls out his tool bag and spreads it out across a table. He shines a flash at the face of the clock and says β€œVe have vays of making you tock”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_Yohanan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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I wanted to tell a joke about meat ... but I was afraid that I'd butcher it

I guess the steaks were just too high and I was too much of a chicken. So I tried to move Beyond Meat jokes but found that to be Impossible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelatdisney
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2022
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According to Freud, what comes between fear and sex

FΓΌnf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kchase91
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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Asked my German friend if he could count backwards from ten...

Nein!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atmatthewat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2017
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