Acacias 38 Puns

Acacia Patience Bishop was a beautiful blonde haired, blue eyed baby girl. She was born October 29th 2001 and was abducted May 5th, 2003, at just 19 months old, by her grandmother, 38 year old Kelley Jean Lodmell. Acacia was at her great grandparent's home in Salt Lake City Utah when she went missing. Kelley was allowed over for supervised visitation - it's reported that previously, she'd taken the baby without permission and hidden her in a basement.

Kelley made her escape when the supervisor, Acacia's great grandmother, left the room for a moment. According to witnesses, Kelley took the baby to Idaho and they were last seen together on May 26th, close to the Broadway overpass and green belt, next to the Snake River, in Idaho Falls. That same day, Kelley went to a neaby hydroelectric plant and told employees there that she had accidentally dropped Acacia into the river while they were dangling their feet off the bridge. The plant was immediately shut down so Acacia would not get sucked into its turbines.

Divers searched the water for days but Acacia's body was never located. They did, however, find a pair of baby shoes and a doll on the riverbank. One of Kelley Lodmell's shoes was also found on the bank - the other was in the water.

Although Kelley claims Acacia "accidentally" fell into the river, authorities do not believe this claim and Acacia's case is classified as a homicide. They believe Kelley intentionally threw the baby into the river. She was soaking wet when she ran to the power plant and authorities believe she had jumped into the river while holding Acacia as a murder/suicide attempt. She admitted this to police and was charged with kidnapping and homicide. She did state that she believes Acacia made it out of the water and is alive somewhere.

Kelley has a criminal history - her charges include drunk driving, threats with a weapon, and disorderly conduct as well as aggravated assault for shooting a child with a pellet gun, for which she served 60 days in jail.

However, Acacia's parents say Kelley has never had suicidal tendencies and had never indicated that she would harm their daughter. They say she is a habitual liar and they believe Kelley is fabricating Acacia's death and that she possibly passed the child over to one of her friends and would go find her after her release from prison.

According to Acacia's parents, Kelley wrote them a letter from jail stating that their child is still alive and being cared for by others. She never

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

Phil

Well, toucan play at that game.

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

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#Intro

Sorry if I haven’t done a suggestion in months, I had no ideas to post. But today I will tell you what would be the main part of 1.18...

Behold, The Lost Isles! A rare, tropical paradise full of secrets, from powerful tiki tribes and ancient moais, to huge carnivorous lizards and even an "extinct" mob that’s only found on the islands. You shall read all of this big suggestion (I know some things here are on the FPS but dont worry too much cuz they mostly have different uses than to the ones they suggest).

#The Lost Isles

The Lost Isles would be a very rare biome in Minecraft, around the same rarity as the Mooshroom Island or possibly a bit more common (suggested by u/64Bitdragon). They could possibly sometimes be so rare that in may not even be in a Minecraft world (suggested by u/ian_dies).

This paradise would be made up of an archipelago, all surrounded by beautiful coral reefs, and traversed by some strange and yet wonderful creatures that are exclusive to the biome (some of the mobs and other suggestions can spawn or generate in the jungles too (suggested by u/OREOSTUFFER)).

To find your way to the Lost Isles more easily, you can get a Lost Isles Explorer Map (suggested by u/Corbini42) by trading with an apprentice-level cartographer villager.

#Sub-Biomes

Primordial Forest

This sub-biome is quite similar to the normal Jungle biome, but it is filled with palm trees, cycads, banana plants and dangerous-looking but fairly harmless venus flytraps. It’s the safest place on the island, with no monsters and predators at daytime (venus flytraps and tar can hurt but those arent a big deal). Ocelots and parrots from the jungle biome can be found here, along with the new monkeys, platypuses, dragonlies, river dolphins and turtles. The jungle pyramid can also be found occasionally, again from the jungle.

Wild Scrubland

Like a cross between a savannah and a desert biome, this place would have grass, coarse dirt, sand and sometimes red sand that would mix in. Tall grass, cycads, dead bushes and azalea bushes would be the ground plants here, and palms and acacias being the trees. The moa, only

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As a newfound addict, I have amassed a large (to me) quantity of knives that are now just all over my already messy desk. I've seen some nice storage options like the Drop Valet case, but it's just way too expensive for what it is. I've seen variations of it on Amazon, but I feel like they are more oriented towards general use with space for watches and jewelry and whatnot. I don't want to do the hardshell case route since I am wanting to have them more readily available and more as a display piece.

I'm contemplating making something like this since I enjoy woodworking and have tons of wood that needs to be used: https://www.target.com/p/acacia-wood-valet-tray-goodfellow-38-co-8482/-/A-75661082

Anyone have any other interesting ideas that I may not have come across? I think the perfect setup would be some sort of two tier solution or takes advantage of vertical storage too, but I can't come up with a design yet. I've also seen some more basic stands like this, but I worry it may not work for smaller knives like my Dragonfly or Sheepdog Mini.

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Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

That was the punchline

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

Feyonce

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.

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So far no one has given me a straight answer.

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up