Absent Friends Puns

A list of puns related to "Absent Friends"

I went to a cannibal wedding. The Groom toasted the bridesmaids, The best man toasted the Bride and Groom and the father of the Bride toasted absent friends.....

It was one hell of a barbecue.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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My friends and I went to watch our favorite team throw around the ol' pigskin.

We agreed to paint our chests to read "FOOTBALL" as we sat in the stands. But two of my pals, the first and second "O", didn't show up. And our team lost! I really should've expected that outcome. My absent friends were the bad o-men.

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👤︎ u/garbagearmy
📅︎ Jun 26 2017
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