Why didn't the horizontal axis hang out around the vertical axis?
He didn't want to run into his X
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︎ Apr 09 2022
About Phobias
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︎ Sep 21 2022
Why canβt the vertical line tell a lie?
Because heβs being straight up
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︎ Nov 21 2022
What do you call a genocidal Sea mammal?
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︎ Oct 11 2022
Which deodorant did Hitler use?
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︎ Jul 15 2022
I failed basic geometry because I just couldn't comprehend a vertical axis.
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︎ May 30 2021
Me: "I'm terrified of the vertical axis."
Therapist: "Why?"
Me: [screams]
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Patient: I'm afraid of the vertical Axis.
Therapist: Why ?
Patient: Yes!
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︎ Jan 13 2020
y=mx+b jokes are great
but at some point we'll have to draw the line
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︎ May 24 2022
Vertical axis is the 'y' axis xD
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︎ May 23 2020
The Z axis just left me and I don't know what to do.
How do I go how am I supposed to go forward with this?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Iβm scared of the vertical axis
Donβt know y but Iβm to scared to find out.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What's a prostitute's favorite axis?
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︎ Feb 27 2016
Iβve gained axis to the texts!
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︎ May 10 2019
Astronomers got tired of measuring the time taken for the earth to complete a full rotation of its axis.
So they decided to call it a day.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
I made a graph showing all my past relationships
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
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︎ Jun 12 2021
I'm working on this Alzheimer's line graph.
I have the X axis down but I don't know Y.
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︎ Oct 24 2021
Falling from 3 floors isnβt that badβ¦
But 4 floors is another story.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
No one told me you'd get an allergic reaction if you stood in between Anna Kendrick and Phil Collins
I didn't expect the Anna-Phil-Axis to be so severe.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Whatβs the opposite of a galaxy?
A guy-axy.
- From my 8 year old daughter.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
thereβs a fine line between a dad joke and a bad joke
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︎ Dec 24 2019
What do planets say in winter?
We're freezing our axis off.
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︎ Aug 21 2018
I was trying to analyze why Iβm still single.
So I divided the data according to the ex-axis and the why-axis.
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︎ Mar 18 2018
During WWII why was Russia so horizontal
Because they were Ex-Axis
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︎ May 28 2018
Me: Iβm afraid of the vertical axis.
Therapist: Why?
Me: Screams
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︎ Nov 08 2019
I made a graph for my past relationships.
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
I made a graph showing my past relationships..
It was an ex axis and a why axis.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
I recently created a graph illustrating my past relationships.
It had an ex-axis and a why-axis.
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︎ Sep 19 2019
I made a graph about all my previous relationships
It had an ex-axis and a why-axis
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︎ Jan 09 2020
I made a graph showing my past relationships.
It has an EX axis and a Why Axis
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︎ Aug 13 2018
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