Why didn't the horizontal axis hang out around the vertical axis?

He didn't want to run into his X

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-Wolf
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About Phobias
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mystic_kings
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2022
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Why can’t the vertical line tell a lie?

Because he’s being straight up

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What do you call a genocidal Sea mammal?

Adolphin Hitler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dependent-Ad-7608
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2022
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Which deodorant did Hitler use?

Reich Guard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2022
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I failed basic geometry because I just couldn't comprehend a vertical axis.

I don't know y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clambake42
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Me: "I'm terrified of the vertical axis."

Therapist: "Why?" Me: [screams]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianGregor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Patient: I'm afraid of the vertical Axis.

Therapist: Why ?

Patient: Yes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiberCrash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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y=mx+b jokes are great

but at some point we'll have to draw the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leegend124
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2022
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Vertical axis is the 'y' axis xD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stunner19
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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The Z axis just left me and I don't know what to do.

How do I go how am I supposed to go forward with this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THETARX2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I’m scared of the vertical axis

Don’t know y but I’m to scared to find out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HockeyTryhard25
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What's a prostitute's favorite axis?

whoreizontal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmtarkin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2016
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I’ve gained axis to the texts!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mehaxe
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Astronomers got tired of measuring the time taken for the earth to complete a full rotation of its axis.

So they decided to call it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCooperTroopa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I made a graph showing all my past relationships

It has an ex-axis and a why-axis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeaPanties
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2021
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I'm working on this Alzheimer's line graph.

I have the X axis down but I don't know Y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ihavenolifes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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Falling from 3 floors isn’t that bad…

But 4 floors is another story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorbanzoBean69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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No one told me you'd get an allergic reaction if you stood in between Anna Kendrick and Phil Collins

I didn't expect the Anna-Phil-Axis to be so severe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isa5589
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What’s the opposite of a galaxy?

A guy-axy.

  • From my 8 year old daughter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beetlebath
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?

They were denied axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_nhir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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there’s a fine line between a dad joke and a bad joke

that line is the Y-axis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soildressing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What do planets say in winter?

We're freezing our axis off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fischfun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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I was trying to analyze why I’m still single.

So I divided the data according to the ex-axis and the why-axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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During WWII why was Russia so horizontal

Because they were Ex-Axis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dotrod-Tod
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Me: I’m afraid of the vertical axis.

Therapist: Why? Me: Screams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuthenize
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I made a graph for my past relationships.

It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_donald-trump
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I made a graph showing my past relationships..

It was an ex axis and a why axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I recently created a graph illustrating my past relationships.

It had an ex-axis and a why-axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkoruda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I made a graph about all my previous relationships

It had an ex-axis and a why-axis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ovi2wise
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I made a graph showing my past relationships.

It has an EX axis and a Why Axis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
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