I got a pun calendar and thought I would share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Storeybook_03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone. pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_Ad…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leron4551
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?

Coweed 19

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sakshiiidee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.

It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call a clam with a lisp that doesn’t like to share?

Shellfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igiveyousensation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..

But you guys hated it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteElway
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Wanted to share a famous joke from when i was a kid in India

What is the biggest gate in the world?

Colgate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coldsolidwater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I bought shares in a music company.

It's a sound investment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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How do you purchase a hair piece that you’re going to share with someone

Toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I was going to share a joke about sodium on here...

...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majikthise042
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.

Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I couldn’t think of a good Blue Cheese joke to share for my Cheese Day...

So instead, tell me your best and maybe even... cheesiest... joke that you’ve used for your own Blue Cheese Day!!

Edit: Apparently that’s a Cake. Damn it. I probably could have found a sweet cake joke to use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFUSMC74
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I was going to share a joke about planes.

But I do not think it will take off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Not quite a dad joke, but worth a share.

When I was 15 I asked my dad if I was a mistake. Without skipping a step he responded: "Not until after you were born."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Long time lurker, wanted to share a joke that will turn this subreddit upside down.

Κ‡Δ±ppǝɹqns sΔ±Ι₯Κ‡

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rosemourne
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today.

He said, "Fuck off. Get your own!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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If you are feeling lonely during the lockdown, try buying a few shares from the financial market.

Then you’ll have a little bit of company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?

Time will tell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2xj59ae
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I want to share a Russian pun with you all

but if no one likes it and it gets down-voted then so-v-iet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UlteriorCovert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do you call someone who shares a bed with a beggar?

A begbud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeIsMarvellous
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Wanted to share a funny Dad joke my wife perfectly set up for me, today.

My wife and I were visiting Bass Pro Shop today and I noticed there were some ducks in the pond outside of the building. I pointed them out to my wife who, upon noticing them bobbing up and down in the water, asked me what they were doing. Without missing a beat I replied "They're Ducking."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglarinn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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So my dad just made a dadjoke and i thought i would share it

We where at the table having lunch and eating the dessert, the dessert were some pre-made waffles that my mom had bought with ice cream on top, and the waffles where old and they had stayed on the freezer until we needed them, for some reason we started talking about how old the waffles where when my dad said with a semi-serious face: "theyre already from the last year" and stupid me reply with "already" to wich my dad just says that all food on the table was from a year ago and i finnaly realise it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManelB3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Why don't female roommates share a bra?

Because then it'll become a cobra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theBlackBriarWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I have a bit of bad news to share about Gandhi.

You know he fasted a lot, which made him skinny and frail. He also walked barefoot for most of his life. Spent a lot of time pondering life's imponderable mysteries. Oh, and they say he had bad breath. In other words, I guess Gandhi was a super-fragile calloused mystic suffering halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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A good friend of mine, who is a father, sent me an original joke of his creation today, an I wanted to share it because it was pretty good

He's someone who has been very creative in his ways when he delivers his jokes to his victims, I'm a bit ashamed I didn't see this one coming

He called me on the phone, saying he needed help with doing something, sounding fairly serious on phone. He said "soljakwinever I need your help with something on amazon. I keep searching for lighters and it's not working right. Can you open it on your phone for me" Recently he's been asking me for help with some computer stuff, I built it for him lately and it's got nothing problems, blue screens over stuff, he's very smart but I wouldn't say he's anywhere near 'tech-literate'. But his is getting issues like I've never seen. So I assumed he needed help with something like that. I answered "Sure Bryan. Let my just open the app." Pulling Amazon up on my phone. "So what did you need help with? Something about lighters" I ask. He replies still sounding serious "I keep searching for lighters and the app keeps showing me matches. Can you try it and see if that happens to me too." I type 'Lighter' into the search bar, submit the search and looking at my results, seeing product listings for lighters. "Looks normal to me. I'm seeing nothing but lighters" He responds starting to crack "Yeah! Nothing but matches!"

I got played.

EDIT: Wording fix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soljakwinever
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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"Son, you should never share important secrets on a farm."

"The corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNotABean
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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I used to do these a lot when I was younger? Do you guys know any more so I can share with my kids?

http://i.imgur.com/1XdScio.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlui
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2014
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I made a silverware pun awhile back. Thought I'd share it.

Some guy waring silver drawers came up to me and told me to go fork myself. That wasn't very knife of him to say but spoon I shall get my revenge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KissTDss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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New dad here, Wanna share a dad joke

What was E.T short for?

His legs

"Cricket noises"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkrcguy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What do you call a gathering of T-Rex to share their art and trade good?

A T-Rexpo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rine117
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I asked a baker if he would share his recipes with me

He said only on a knead to know basis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Tph1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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My dad is in town and told me a good one. I thought I would share it with you

a good one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/santa_fantasma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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I just bought a shares in a sandal company...

So now I own Birkenstocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OakleyKnowsAll
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Hey i thought this joke was a little overrated but I'll share it anyway

Rated^A^joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/outofbound_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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Rick Astley has a huge collection of Disney movies and he'll share any of them with you if you ask. Except for one.

He's never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/homeskilet92
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2014
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Had a dad joke at work the other day, wanted to share.

Where I work, we have a honeybee hive and sell the honey in our market.

A pair of beekeepers were in the other day to extract some combs and before they left, they asked us (my Hispanic coworkers and myself) if we wanted to see them.

Both of my coworkers exclaimed, "Si, si!" and I promptly chimed in, "No, they aren't c's - they're bees!"

Audibly groans were had, I am ready for fatherhood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crunkle_pat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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I had a dad joke moment. Wanted to share.

I wasn't sure if it fit but it made me think of this sub.

I was in the hospital with my dad. Late night, new nurse walks in.

Her: "Hello. My name is Angel, and I'll be your nurse tonight."

Dad: Looks up. "Well if you're an Angel I must be in heaven."

Me: "Oh my god. Really?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Z0MBIECL0WN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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A clown offered to share the taxi...

I thought it was a nice jester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hurt-Lock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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Made a pun app with tons of puns. - Hundreds of puns - Submit your own! - Save and share your favorites Enjoy! play.google.com/store/app…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickex77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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I tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today

He said, "Get your own"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Why should you never share secrets in a room with a clock?

Time will tell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimtrickington
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you call a fisherman that doesn't share?

Shellfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geaux_Phish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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I'm taking a new perspective this year, and I wanted to share some stuff with you

stuff

stuff

stuff

stuff

stuff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red3biggs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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