How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Let’s go play on our bikes.
How many ravens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How does a Karen screw in a light bulb?
She puts it in the socket and expects the world to revolve around her.
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they are very efficient and have no sense of humor.
I saw a guy drink a bottle of brandy, then fill it to the top with water and screw the lid back on.
He approached a wild ox. The ox looked at him.
The guy said, "Hello, there, wild ox. Would you like to buy this bottle of brandy from me? £50, that is all."
The wild ox mulled it over, before pulling out the money and handing it over to the man.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have jumped up and yelled, "It's a con, yak!"
How do you remove a screw with a pen and a piece of paper?
Why does it feel so good to screw on a camping trip?
How many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hey wanna go play catch?
(My dad's newest)
I guess you could say he’s a...... screw driver
I just installed a screw in my computer.
But I can’t find the driver for it.
I got a screw in my car tire today...
...I had no idea my wife and I could even fit in there!
How many amoeba does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- No, 2. No wait 4! 8 16 32...
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2. But the real question is, how did they get in there?
How many lumberjacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six!...... One to hold the lightbulb and five to drink enough to make the room spin!
Zingo!
I spent all day trying to balance a screw on it's tip.
All I ended up doing by the end was just screwing around.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but it’s kind of cramped.
seen a stop sign that was missing one of its screws and just hanging there upside down today..
If you don’t get the joke, you might have a screw loose
How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, he holds the bulb up and the world revolves around him
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two, I'm still not sure how they got in there though.
How many Hitlers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many “suh dudes” does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn’t matter, it’s already lit brah.
Someone once told me a story about screws, nuts and bolts.
What did the athlete ask, when he lost a screw?
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and another to give it a surprising twist at the end.
How many tropical birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
(Friend told me this)
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.
One to screw in the light bulb, and the other to hold his dick... I mean my dad... I MEAN THE LADDER!
Screws are just nails with a twist. (Repost from r/showerthoughts)
Haven't been a dad very long, but here goes... How many incontinent people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The original plan was to make two Yogi Bears, but there was a screw up.
How many caravan migrants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Caravan migrants screw in tents.
Son: Dad, How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Dad: Well I'm not sure son, but I'll bet you it's a lot less than it takes to screw in a heavybulb
If a screwdriver is a tool that drives screws...
...is a hammer a tool that hams?
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It’s this really obscure number; you’ve probably never even heard of it before.
How many tropical birds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many jedi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Obi Wan.
-- My 13 year old son.
My teacher said "If you don't study you're screwed" and then brought out a huge screw and waved it around
Then he told the story of how he went to Home Depot and bought the biggest screw he could find just for that joke
If a butler screws up when applying for a job, you should always give them a second chance.
After all, everyone deserves a re-buttle.
How many gardeners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Juan.
What gender, and how would you rate the quality of work?
Emanuel.
How many nascar drivers does it to screw in a light bulb?
None. They only make left turns.
Edit: ...does it *take to screw in a lightbulb
Ever seen a quarter screw a dime?
http://i.imgur.com/EDlAj3a.jpg
How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One!
Because Germans do not have humor.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many spies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just 2, just don't ask how they got in there.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, but how did they get in there?
How many grammar nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lumberjacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. They're quite efficient, and not very funny.
How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hey, wanna go ride bikes?
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two.But you got to get them in there first.
How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two... but how did they get in there?
How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb
Hey. Lets go rid our bikes
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many sisters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Germans do you need to screw a lightbulb?
How many nihilists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. The trick is getting them in there.
How many birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Preferably three, but toucan.
How many Juan’s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many forgetful people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. They’re effective and not very funny.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2, but I don't know how they got in there.
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many mosquito's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2, no idea how they got there
How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many dads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they prefer Natural Light.
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many rats Does it Take to Screw in a light bulb?
How many objectophiliacs does it take to screw a lightbulb?
One, if he's horny enough.
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many exotic birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many turtles does it take to screw in a light bulb
At least 2 but the trick is getting them in there in the first
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, but I don't know how they get in there...
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two, but I couldn't tell you how they got in there.
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Brazilians does it take to screw in a light bulb
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