I had a dream last night that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
Then I woke up and realized it was just a Fanta sea.
It's my wife's birthday. This morning when she woke up, she told me that she dreamt that I got her a diamond necklace for her birthday, and asked if her dream could mean anything. I assured her that she'd find out later today.
She's gonna love the book I bought her about the meaning of dreams.
I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram
I had a dream where I was accosted by the Purple People Eater...
After years of looking for a potential partner, I've finally met the woman of my dreams.
I’ve been having the weirdest dreams recently. One night I saw everything from the POV of a teddy bear, the next night I was a mafia member…
I even dreamt I was a car motor. When I woke up I was exhausted
Last night I had a dream where I was eating a giant marshmallow…
When I woke up, my pillow was gone!
I had a dream where I ate a giant marshmallow, the next morning my pillow was gone
Did anyone else’s parents tell you this one?
What's a dog's dream job?
I had this dream about a brand new colour I discovered!
However, it turns out it was just a pigment of my imagination
I had a dream I was car buying
Dreams of a nuclear fusion reactor
A physicist set his goal to be the first person to create power from a re-created celestial star. He put great work and effort into creating the most cutting edge nuclear fusion reactor.
However, when he ran the reactor, it caused a massive power failure in his laboratory. So, he hooked up the engine of his VW Bug as a generator to turn the lights back on.
He then deemed his project a massive failure, or so he thought. He did get to power a building off of beetle juice.
I had a great dream of a new colour last night!
I was quite frustrated when I woke up and it turned out to have been a pigment of my imagination…
So we bought tickets to win a dream home. I was commenting how odd it would be having a balcony and joked she could stand on it an I would quote Shakespeare to her..
"Bubble bubble toil and trouble"...
I had a bad dream last night. I dreamt that Gloria Gaynor was at my bedside.
At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
In non-related news, my dream job is to be a bowling ball.
I had a dream I was measuring bottles of orange soda
I had a dream I was playing the drums.
I can’t remember the exact beat, but I know it was a circadian rhythm.
I’m watching the White Sox and Yankees play a Major League game at the field where the filmed the “Field of Dreams.” It’s truly a-maizing.
My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”
I had a dream about orange soda
...it was more like a fanta-sy
I had a dream that I wrote Lord Of The Rings.
I guess I was Tolkien in my sleep.
I had a dream job once....
A guy anxiously said to his psychologist, “Doc, you gotta help me. I keep having a strange dream that I’m either a teepee or a wigwam. Every night, teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam! Please, make it stop!”
The doctor said, “Relax, you’re two tents.”
Last night I had a dream that I ate a 50 lb marshmallow.
This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.
Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.
My childhood dream was to become a great ruler.
I just couldn't measure up.
Elton John is composing the musical score for new movie about a midget that follows his dream to be a professional clown.
A woman named Isabella Campbell went to a dream interpreter
She said “last night I had the craziest dream. I was in an ocean made of frozen eyeballs, and each eyeball had my initials in it.”
The dream interpreter said “I see.”
The 4 jokes: >!Ice sea, Icy, Eye sea, and I.C!<
Have a dream about being The Flash
...and you’ll be fast asleep.
I had a weird dream the other night that I was on a raft in an ocean of orange soda...
Turns out it was just a weird Fanta sea.
I had a dream I was swimming in an Ocean of fizzy orange drink...
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
Last night I had a dream that I was muffler
Last night, I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda
But it was just a Fanta-sea
I had a dream last night I was stuck in an ocean of pop
Sadly, it was just a fanta sea
I have a dream that the world’s ocean will turn into soda.
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night...
I’ve been having the strangest dreams recently! The other night I dreamt I was a car muffler.
I woke up absolutely exhausted.
I just woke up from a dream! There was an ocean of orange pop! I thought it was real.
But when I woke up I realized it was just a Fanta Sea.
I had a dream I was eating a big marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
I had a day dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a fanta sea.
I had a dream I was eating a large marshmallow last night
Woke up in the morning and half my pillow was gone 😒
Last night I had a dream I was eating noodles
But when I woke up I couldn't find my earphones
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
The other night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I had a dream that I invented a new color
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
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