Itβs about thyme.
A comedy of eras
The 00s.
I also haven't played a game of tennis in over a decade.
when I put my grandma on speed dial.
I mean, they are so last year.
But it seems like yesterday
For the love of God, don't let Kevin Bacon pass away
Finally, he was given arrest.
Just another case of long time, no see.
Then you'll be sorry you tossed out all of your grandparents polka music.
Long Con Silver.
No one's posted here all decade...
(Regards from New Zealand)
A sea captain hunted for his white whale for decades. When he finally came upon it, a storm roared to life and began to toss his ship to and fro. A cannon came loose and crushed his leg.
He got the whale, and left behind a legacy.
((Work in progress. Just came to me during a conversation over a game of cards. Feedback welcome.))
After all, theyβre still stuck in the last decade
"Welcome everyone to Dads Anonymous. Again my name is Bill and you will notice that we have a new member, please welcome Gary -- Can you tell us what brought you to us today?"
"Well I have a very embarrassing confession. It's even hard to get the words out."
Bill reassures him, "We are all dads here and have been meeting for decades, we've been through all the highs and lows, births and deaths, tragedies, we've heard it all. Just tell us what's on your mind son, we are here to support each other."
"Well, a couple months ago, I broke both my legs in a motorcycle accident and couldn't walk, so I let my wife use the lawnmower." He says through the sobs...
Bob, one of the other dads, starts to get pale. "...and she didn't even cut it in a crisp geometric pattern, it was just random..." Bob starts to sweat and get dry heaves. "YOU BASTARD", he screams. "HOW COULD YOU LET THAT HAPPEN." The dads rise and get ready to beat the crap out of Gary, when Bill stands between them and breaks it up.
"Guys! Guys, we all get weak sometimes and things happen outside our control. Doug, you remember when you were in recovering from Chemo and you gave your wife a hammer, and she used it to hammer a roofing nail into the drywall to hang a picture!" Doug, looks down in shame, "Yes, that was a bad day, I was so weak. She missed the stud and left a dent in the wall, and she just hung the picture over it, crooked!" There was dead silence. "Thats ok Doug, it was twenty years ago, you were young and foolish, you can let it go". Then all the dads shook hands and sat back down.
Bill starts the meeting up again. Then Gary says, "..theres one more thing, Right after I got out of the hospital, she wanted to make a special dinner for us, so I let her grill the steaks..." "OH LORD THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" screams Dave, another dad, his face turning red. Gary continues "...she burnt them one one side and they were dry and chewy." Now there is a bedlam, one dad immediately passes out cold, chairs are thrown, broken bottles, Gary is on the ground being kicked in the ribs. After a few tense minutes Bill managed to get the dads off of Gary. "Stop it, Dave you're killing him. Come on, you remember that time you let your wife go to the repair shop for an oil change?" Dave hung his head, and muttered yeah. "They convinced her to change the cabin filter, wiper blades and the radiator collant..." Bill kept prodding "and, aaand" ...Dave broke down, "and she bought a jug of blinker fluid!" T
... keep reading on reddit β‘It decade.
After decades of dedicated and concentrated practice, I finally achieved my goal.
I can play guitar very badly.
It's like they're a decade ahead.
"See you in a decade"
Those jokes are a decade old now!
But ovary decade ago there vas deferens
Seriously, I've heard them for the entire decade so far.
There haven't been any good jokes all decade.
But that was a decade ago
I haven't seen anything since last decade!
It feels like a whole decade has passed!
See you all next decade!
See you next decade! Laughing maniacally
It's a great way to start the decade off with a bang.
They live in a decade above us.
I havenβt had a good nights sleep all decade!
I told them to calm down, it was like a decade ago!
Our milk lasts the rest of this decade!
"not in this decade", "see ya next decade" and the like are only good for the next 10 days...
because Iβve been asleep for most of the decade
A comedy of eras
See you next week See you next month See you next year See you next decade See you next century See you next millenium
See you next decade
See you next decade!
There hasn't been any posts in a decade!
