7 Bone Steak Puns

And i noticed a giant T-Bone hanging from the ceiling.

I asked the butcher - Hey, whats this for?

 

Oh, replied the butcher Thats a compitition we have going. Choose what meat you want to buy and put it on the counter. You can then choose to jump and pull the t-bone down. If you do it in one shot, you get your meat free, otherwise you pay 50% more. Want to have a shot?

 

Nah I replied Steaks are too high

He asked me to put the bones from the steak into the garbage, and then take it out. Surely, I put them in the bag, but before washing my hands, I said,

"You know, some people say I have meaty hands."

And boy, did that get him, as he looked at me curiously for a moment before getting it.

I out-dadded dad.