What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?
2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7
But the odds were against them
Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old
Those are the years you’re in your prime
A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...
I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8
Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.
Why do 1, 2, 3, 5, and 7 keep attacking me?
I sell steak in packs of 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11
The bar man told me it was £2 for a pint or £7 for a pitcher.
I told him to forget the photo and just gimme a pint.
The homes in my neighborhood are numbered 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13....
I've been told that it's prime real estate.
What city has 3/7 of chicken 2/3 of cat 2/4 of goat?
My friend bought 2 hot dogs from 7/11 and put a ton of chili on it...
After about 20 minutes of not eating one, my other friend asks him "Isn't it getting cold?". I said "Don't you mean it's getting chili?"
7 yr old daughter dropped this when I held up her 2 ice cream cone shaped nail polish bottles to my eyes
Me: "hi I'm jimmy ice cream eyes"
Her: "hi Jimmy, you're looking sharp today.." As she walked away.
It's like she doesn't even have to try
I've been waiting 7 years, 3 months, and 2 days to say something about
For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few.
imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
What time is it?
Me: You have to get up.
Wife: Is it 7:30?
Me: The sequel, actually.
Wife: [pauses] 7:32?
Me: Yep.
Wife: I hate you.
Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
This joke ends in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 3, 2, 1
It’s a four-gone conclusion.
Choose a number between 1 and 10. Now multiply it by 2, add 3, and subtract 7. Close your eyes.
“Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply by 7. Add 2. Now close your eyes.”
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.
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