60 Seconds Puns

A list of puns related to "60 Seconds"

What do you call an Orange who cleans your house in 60 seconds?

Minute Maid

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👤︎ u/JohnDoee94
📅︎ Jun 14 2022
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I cant find my 'Gone in 60 seconds' DVD

It was here a minute ago

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👤︎ u/Viking_Warrior1
📅︎ Nov 01 2021
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I've always wanted to watch the show "Gone in 60 Seconds", but I can't find the DVD.

I swear I saw it here a minute ago!

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👤︎ u/duckers23
📅︎ Mar 08 2022
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In 60 Seconds

Dad: How do you make the number one disappear? Family: No idea. Dad: You just add a G and it's gone.

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👤︎ u/dgtrekker
📅︎ Jan 07 2022
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What kind of insect can go from 0-60 mph in under 3 seconds?

A moth on a Tesla’s windshield

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👤︎ u/caverypca
📅︎ Jul 11 2021
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In Africa, every 60 seconds…

A minute passes

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👤︎ u/Totally_Generic_Name
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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My daughter wanted to know how heavy can 60 seconds be?

I said weight a minute!

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👤︎ u/SkyNetF1
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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I just realized how long 60 seconds is.

It took me a minute.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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I can't find my "Gone In 60 Seconds" DVD.

It was here a minute ago.

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👤︎ u/ThunderOwl_17
📅︎ Jan 25 2022
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I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD.

It was here a minute ago.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.

It was here a minute ago.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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What happens every 60 seconds?

A minute passes

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👤︎ u/sss69sss
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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I can't find my 'Gone in 60 seconds' DVD

It was here a minute ago

Edit : fixed the spelling

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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I can’t find my Gone in 60 Seconds dvd

It was here a minute ago!

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👤︎ u/Cleatus029
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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I can't find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD...

I swear it was here just a minute ago.

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👤︎ u/BelgianRoo
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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I'm trying to remember where I left my DVD of "Gone in 60 Seconds"

I swear I saw it just a minute ago.

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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Did you know that every 60 seconds in africa.....

A minute passes

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👤︎ u/_BlNG_
📅︎ Feb 02 2017
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