6 Feet Apart Puns

I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.

Because they're good at keeping 6 feet apart.

Nama stay six feet apart from people

6 feet apart.

I’m finally taking this social distancing thing seriously. Doing my share by keeping 6 feet apart.

They were taking a walk but were way too close to each other given the social distancing orders. When I confronted them about the need to keep at least 6 feet apart, one of them looked at me dumbfounded and said, "We're just trying to flatten our curves!"

He tells the bartender that he will bet $500 bucks that he can pee into 5 shot glasses that are 3 feet apart without getting a drop of pee on the floor. The bartender takes the bet quite confidently, thinking that there is no way the man can possibly do that.

They set up everything, the man has a couple of drinks and gets ready to go. As he starts peeing, he misses every single shot glass, barely getting any pee in any of the glasses. The bartender is laughing hilariously at the man's failure. "This is the easiest $500 bucks I'll ever make" he thinks to himself.

After the man finishes, the bartender, still laughing, ask the man, "why on Earth would you make that bet?!?" The man looks across the street and says "I bet the bartender across the street $2000 that I could make you laugh by pissing all over your floor."

Edit: wording

Me: Happy Birthday Grandpa! How old are you today?

Grandpa: I am 84 Years old today.

Me: Wow..Your getting up there grandpa. I hope to live to be 84 some day.

Grandpa: Im sure you will be. We come from a line of long livers..... some of us even have livers this long. (Holds hands up two feet apart from one another).