6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
I have 6 legs, 8 arms, and 10 heads. What am I?
A German Family consisting of a Mom, Dad, 8-year-old son, and 6-year-old daughter walk into a bar.
The Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
Sleep experts reckon that in order to stay optimally healthy, you need "6-8 hours a day".
That's me buggered then, my day has 24 hours.
6 pretends to be afraid of 7. When really 9, 8, 10.
I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.
Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.
(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)
teacher: what are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...?
steven: even numbers
stephen: ephen numbers
My granddaughters are coming to visit. They're 6 and 8.
I'm sure they'll do better next year.
This joke ends in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 3, 2, 1
It’s a four-gone conclusion.
So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up
My wife ignores me for 6-8 hours a day
So my 6 year old daughter got got my 8 year old son with this one this morning...
Son: So, what do you want to be when you grow up...?
Daughter : well, I think I want to stay a person...
4, 6, 8, and 9 were found murdered.
2,3,5, and 7 are considered to be prime suspects.
The guy cutting my pizza asked me if I wanted it in 6 or 8 slices...
I told him 6, I didn't think I could eat 8 slices.
We know that 6 is afraid of 7, because 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals per day.
Note: not my joke, saw it on instagram, but I thought you all would like it
If I have 6 apples in one hand, and 8 in the other, what do I have?
When I was younger I collected model trains, including steam engines like the 2-8-6 and the 4-6-2...
..but I never could find the 4-0-4.
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
6 was scared if 7 because 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9?
It heard you were supposed to have three squared meals a day.
6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you’re supposed to eat three squares meals a day.
Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day
6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day..
6 was scared of 7, because 7, 8, 9. But why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to have 3 squared meals a day
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 square meals a day...
Everyone know that 6 is afraid of 7, because 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9?
7 wanted to have 3 squared meals a day.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7, 8, 9. But why did 7 eat 9?
Cause you're supposed to eat three square meals a day.
6 is afraid of 7, because 7 8 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat three squared meals each day.
Why was 6 scared of 7 because 7 8 9, Why did 7 eat 9
Because you need 3 squared meals a day
6 was afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
We all know 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to get 3 squared meals a day!
Son: “I know dad, 6 is afraid cause 7, 8, 9. Haha /s”
Dad: “But do you know why 7 ate 9?”
Son: ?
Dad: “Because you’re supposed to eat 3 square meals a day.”
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.
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