A list of puns related to "5 0"
Answer: Meat
Sage advice
On the bright side, that raised their GDP by 0.5%
Then they literally 4'20"
Coz they multiply by dividing.
So I moved.
I told him thatβs a little far fetched.
Gave it 0/5 stars. My air is still not crispy.
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50 ways? Count βem, budβ¦ 5.0 ways according to your own song
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... keep reading on reddit β‘She'd walk into my room and I'd just look at her and say "0 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21"
(12 + 144 + 20 + 3β4)/7 + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0
Well measured.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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In America you can buy a square foot of bricks for around $8.50. There are 7 bricks in a square foot, meaning you are buying each brick for about a $1.21. Today one dollar is 0.75 pounds, so $1.21 is about 0.92 pounds, meaning for a full pound you can buy 1.087 bricks for about a pound. Each brick weighs 5 pounds, which means 1.087 bricks weighs 5.435 pounds. Now on the other hand you many buy 48 feathers for one dollar in America , considering that one dollar is 0.75 ponds, you could buy 64 feathers. with one pound. Each feather weighs around 0.0003 ounces, which multiplied by 64 is 0.0192 ounces , which is 0.0012 pounds. 5.435> 0.0012. There you have it a pound of bricks weighs more than a pound if feathers .
So there is this land called cheerio land and in cheerio land there are 7 classes of cheerio, 0-5 and the frosted cheerios. Now there is this level 0 cheerio. Hes homeless, living out on the street, probaly an alchoholic. But he falls in love with a frosted cheerio princess. So one day he sneaks into the royal gala and goes up to the princess and asks her "will you marry me?" Now she says "I like your style, youre a good looking guy, a bit scruffy but I like you. Tell you what I will marry you if you can become a frosted cheerio" So our guy goes back with a determination and gets a job and starts to pay off his debts. Now by having a job and his debts paid he becomes a level 1 cheerio. So he works, and he works, and he works, and he WORKS and he finally becomes a level 2 cheerio. Now he goes back to the princess and askes her again, "will you marry me?" she says "no honey you really do have to become a frosted cheerio first." So he goes back and he works and works, hes a fryboy at McGrubers or something, I dont care. So he works and he works and he gets promoted at the restraunt and is making more money. And he works and he works and he works and by having that income raise he finally becomes a level 3 cheerio. He feels sucessful for the first time in his life but he is starting to fall back on his old ways. One day he goes to the casino and he loses and he loses and he loses and he gambled all his money away and he gets fired to boot because gambling is against company policy. So he is back down to a level 1 cheerio. He gets a job on a production line at a nearby factory and determines himself not to fall back ever again. So he works and he works and he works and he works and he WORKS, level 2, level 3, and he is doing great again. He is promoted to Floor manager of the factory and he is doing great and becomes a level 4 cheerio. But then one day a rival company sabotages their operation by putting poison in their toothpaste or whatever the hell they were making. They have to pay out damages and PR and the like and they declare bankruptcy. He is knocked back down to level 2 for the lack in income. But he is hired almost straight away by a branch of a huge conglomerate because they recognized how hard of a worker he is. So he works, level 3, works, level 4, and he works and works and WORKS. So he is promoted t
... keep reading on reddit β‘My sister sends out a group text asking if she should bring peas or broccoli to our thanksgiving dinner.
My family responds 5 votes for peas 0 votes for broccoli.
I respond "If you want broccoli speak up now or forever hold your peas!"
I won Β£50. I'm not sure if I should give him the Β£5 or Β£0.
They opened up a stand selling flowers, but Heff called the 5-0 and got them shut down. They said they would've gotten away with it anywhere else.. But I guess only Hugh can stop florist friars.
My co worker asked me how many digits I can name in pi. I responded well I can name all the digits in pi, 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, and 9 they are all in there somewhere!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.
0 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
0, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
0, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Literally no one:
0 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Numbers: 0 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
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