3rd Degree Puns

A list of puns related to "3rd Degree"

Doctor: Sir you’ve suffered multiple 3rd degree burns

Dad: that’s odd, it felt hotter than that.

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👤︎ u/therealMrYonder
📅︎ May 14 2020
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I got a third degree burn the other day

Needless to say it was getting on my nerves

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👤︎ u/YourOverLordisME
📅︎ Dec 21 2022
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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?

Claus-trophobia!

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👤︎ u/MaCk_Pinto
📅︎ Nov 05 2022
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What do you call being roasted by a guy with Ph.D?

A 3rd Degree Burn.

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👤︎ u/Badjuju_Gamer
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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How to make a class of 30 groan

First day of new semester, math class.

Teacher asks "I assume your previous teacher has talked/mentioned graphing where x is to the 3rd degree." (x^3)

Some nod others disagree...

Teacher: "well did she or not?"

Me: "Well she did mention it....to a degree"

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👤︎ u/Irulehard2
📅︎ Feb 06 2014
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Sheesh! All I did was earn my masters...

And now my college president is giving me the 3rd degree!

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👤︎ u/Cheweduproach
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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Dadjoked my SO.

(I was looking for a belt)

SO- Where's your black belt?

Me-I don't have a black belt, I only got to Orange belt 3rd degree.

SO- Shakes head

Me- Laughs to myself.

I was in Karate when I was a child.

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👤︎ u/so2fny
📅︎ Mar 05 2014
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