Why did the architect build a rectangular skyscraper ?

Cause there were always 2 sides to a storey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sangarshanan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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After one bedtime story a son asks his father, β€œAnother story, Daddy?” The father replies...

β€œOk, but after that, no more. Remember: we live in a two-storey house.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Every once in awhile the stars align...

I'm at my buddy's parent's house last night for his little birthday shindig with some friends. His mom is there and, while she's super sweet, she tends to find compliments for everything even if they're not needed.

His mom gets to talking to one of our friends about how the friend works at a bookstore downtown which happens to be a two storey building.

Friend's mom: "Oh, you work at Barnes and Noble? It must be nice to work there. It's such a building. It's so nice that it has two storeys."

Me: "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more than two stories in there..."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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