0 - 200 in 3 seconds.

A wealthy man and his wife are living together.

One day his wife says to him; "If you really love me, then I expect something that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds parked in our driveway tomorrow!".

The next morning she rushes out the door to find a bathroom scale in the driveway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeftClickMadness
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Halftime: Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drew1351
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you really do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
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What did the Flash name his car?

A Flash Drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ben-Dover-123
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