A list of puns related to "25th Birthday"
I think I'm done. Things are just going to get worse from here out. The older you get as a dateless, hugless, kissless virgin the more pathetic it gets. (if it's not by choice).
Started asking girls out when I was 15 years old. I'm now 25 years old. A solid decade of rejection. Why try anymore...
"All it takes is one yes" Yeah except all I've heard for 10 years is no. I'm tired of not be lovable, desirable, wanted, appreciated.
I'm just gonna get drunk, celebrate my birthday, and then end my pathetic life.
I was in Florianpolis, Brazil, celebrating my 25th Birthday. I had been warned earlier that night by a local that it was bad luck to celebrate another year older before the clock struck midnight.
Oh, how I wish I had taken this advice.
After an evening playing drinking games like βride the busβ and βking of heartsβ with my best friend and some strangers in the hostel, we were off to go clubbing.
45 minutes in a taxi through winding roads and mountains (when we were told it was a 5 minute drive) was the first ominous sign of the night.
The second, however, was far more ominous. By 2AM I had met a lovely german girl and we decided weβd danced enough and weβd head back to our hostels together (which were on the same street).
As we exited the club and found an island in the middle of the road, we desperately tried to flag down a taxi. Car after car passed, but nobody stopped.
As time wore on, our focus on getting a taxi was interrupted by some galloping in the distance. Confused as to why a horse would be roaming the streets, I turned around.
To my horror, there was a bull (and not a horse) not less than 15 metres away. The bull seem fixated on Eva, and I desperately tried to think of a plan for us to escape. But before I could, the bull turned to me and looked me right in the eyes. And deep into my soul.
Little did I know at the time, maintaining eye contact with a bull is a sign of aggression. With no warning, the bull started charging towards me. In a panic, I sprinted to my left as fast I could.
That was the last thing I remembered.
Two minutes later, I woke up in a daze. Above me, a sobbing and hysterical German girl lay on her knees pleading me to wake up. She had blood (from my head) all over her forearms.
A crowd formed around me as I regained consciousness. I was told what had just occurred. Rather than being mortified, I broke out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
How unlucky could I possibly be?! I was in the middle of a major city and there just happened to be a bull running in the streets, who decided to choose me to attack, despite there being hundreds of thousands of others nearby.
And all of this, on my birthday, while I was on the best vacation of my life.
I felt no pain. I had too much adrenaline (and alcohol) coursing through my veins. In the distance my best friend Ross came running. He had been told in the club that βsome idiot had tried to charge a bull and got what he deservedβ.
The look on his face when he
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DM me snaps. And tell me about your day. :)
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And honestly, I donβt think Iβm gonna hear from her today. Itβs been 6 months since our breakup, and about 4/5 since she moved out. Some days are better than others, but I still miss her and want her back. Iβm a completely different person now, and at first I was doing it for her, but now Iβm doing it for me, and I think continuing to be strong is a great birthday present to myself lol. Since the breakup, I rarely ever drink, have lost a ton of weight, (and Iβm gonna have abs by this time next year after getting rid of the belly I have left hopefully lol), have started reading, changed my political stance, and am overall a better person than I was before. Anyways, I hope she reaches out today and says sheβs sorry and still in love with me, but itβs probably just a birthday wish that wonβt come true lol
Hello! So this is my first time posting on this sub! I decided to finally post since my birthday is around the corner and it would be super dope to get cards from all over, etc. ! Iβm going to be celebrating my 22nd birthday! Iβd also like to wish you all a Happy New Year! I hope this year has been kind to everyone so far. :)
Anyways, I love the idea of being potentially surprised by a vast variety of different cards, etc, from unique and special individuals β‘
I will appreciate anything, but to spark ideas, some of my interests include: Marvel, Transformers, Star Wars, some animes, FNAF, gaming, and a bunch more! I love stars and space and flowers! I love the colors pink, black, and yellow. Iβve also been getting back into reading. You can ask for more interests if you want!
Iβm also a college student, nursing major specifically!
Cards donβt have to be birthday themed, and again anything Iβd appreciated! You can send me a chat or comment!
Thank you so much for reading this, and I hope you guys have a great day!
Hey. So I have mates here and there but every year for my birthday I feel like Iβm forcing the people I want present to come and when they decline I end up inviting people that Iβm not that close to « fill the voidΒ Β» cos I donβt want to feel alone on my birthday. That sounds horrible.
Iβve had best friends before but they all kinda dissapointed me and fucked me over in various ways so Iβve became a loner. I live in a different country than where I was born so my closest friends are back home and although I know many people where I live now I donβt think anyone would go out of their way to make my quarter of century special.
For my 25th Iβve invited a few friends to go to an event I bought 2 tickets for (before they sold out) and so far no one is up for it. Itβs looking like Iβm going to have to resell the 2nd one and go on my own. Thatβs so pathetic π€¦πΎββοΈ I know no one is going to come visit , Iβll probably get some texts and calls at best but yeahβ¦
It hurts man cos I donβt think Iβm a horrible person at all so Iβm not sure why I always end up alone. (although I have anxiety and depression and undiagnosed BPD so Iβm not always bubbly and became introvert over the years)
What should I do? Should I just stay home for my bday and go on my own ? How do I deal with loneliness ? How do I meet people who care like I do ?
Title says it all!
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As the title states, Friday is my birthday where I am a whole 25 years old, neato! I've always pretty much been alone for my birthday and since I'm feeling a bit down about it id like to give a smile to someone else!
The contest is easy, just show me a picture of your pets (I love all pets so if you have scaley or feathered ones, don't hesitate to share!) and/or tell me your favorite holiday memory!
I'll choose winners with my own chaotic sensibilities. Ends on Friday!
I think I'm done. Things are just going to get worse from here out. The older you get as a dateless, hugless, kissless virgin the more pathetic it gets. (if it's not by choice).
Started asking girls out when I was 15 years old. I'm now 25 years old. A solid decade of rejection. Why try anymore...
"All it takes is one yes" Yeah except all I've heard for 10 years is no. I'm tired of not be lovable, desirable, wanted, appreciated.
I'm just gonna get drunk, celebrate my birthday, and then end my pathetic life.
I was in Florianpolis, Brazil, celebrating my 25th Birthday. I had been warned earlier that night by a local that it was bad luck to celebrate another year older before the clock struck midnight.
Oh, how I wish I had taken this advice.
After an evening playing drinking games like βride the busβ and βking of heartsβ with my best friend and some strangers in the hostel, we were off to go clubbing.
45 minutes in a taxi through winding roads and mountains (when we were told it was a 5 minute drive) was the first ominous sign of the night.
The second, however, was far more ominous. By 2AM I had met a lovely german girl and we decided weβd danced enough and weβd head back to our hostels together (which were on the same street).
As we exited the club and found an island in the middle of the road, we desperately tried to flag down a taxi. Car after car passed, but nobody stopped.
As time wore on, our focus on getting a taxi was interrupted by some galloping in the distance. Confused as to why a horse would be roaming the streets, I turned around.
To my horror, there was a bull (and not a horse) not less than 15 metres away. The bull seem fixated on Eva, and I desperately tried to think of a plan for us to escape. But before I could, the bull turned to me and looked me right in the eyes. And deep into my soul.
Little did I know at the time, maintaining eye contact with a bull is a sign of aggression. With no warning, the bull started charging towards me. In a panic, I sprinted to my left as fast I could.
That was the last thing I remembered.
Two minutes later, I woke up in a daze. Above me, a sobbing and hysterical German girl lay on her knees pleading me to wake up. She had blood (from my head) all over her forearms.
A crowd formed around me as I regained consciousness. I was told what had just occurred. Rather than being mortified, I broke out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
How unlucky could I possibly be?! I was in the middle of a major city and there just happened to be a bull running in the streets, who decided to choose me to attack, despite there being hundreds of thousands of others nearby.
And all of this, on my birthday, while I was on the best vacation of my life.
I felt no pain. I had too much adrenaline (and alcohol) coursing through my veins. In the distance my best friend Ross came running. He had been told in the club that βsome idiot had tried to charge a bull and got what he deservedβ.
The look on his face when he
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