There are 2 types of people in this world: 1: People who can extrapolate information based off of incomplete data
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2 of our friends came over at around 1 AM and to be honest, I was a bit embarrassed to let them in
Hadn’t cleaned the house all year
1 of the 2 women in my office has cast a spell on me...
I don't know which one is witch ?
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
Key Lime pie, $2/slice in Jamaica, $1.50/slice in the Bahamas
These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
Help: Spent my whole shower trying to think of comic book-based puns for toiletries. Best I could do was Conditioner Gordon and a 2 in 1 shampoo named Harvey Dent.
Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.
This joke ends in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 3, 2, 1
It’s a four-gone conclusion.
The perfect 2 in 1 office appliance: the PhotoCoffeer
In Jamaica, an Apple pie costs about $2.00, while a Pecan pie costs $2.50 and a Rhubarb pie costs $3.00. In the Bahamas, an Apple pie is $1.50, a Pecan pie is $2.00, and a Rhubarb pie is $2.50.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
I was working in the shop with my dad and asked him to hand me the 1/2 inch wrench.
Here you go...have to say though son it's a lot longer than A half inch long.groan.
Did you know that a Chicken & Mushroom Pie costs £2.40 in Anguilla, but only £1.95 in the Cayman Islands.
Those are the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean
There are 4 things really important in a relationship. 1 is love, 2 is sex, and what is 3 + 4?
7
I think there are about 1-2 million baseball fields in the world...
...but that's just a ballpark number.
During Germany vs. Ghana game when Ghana was up 2-1 late in the game.
"I guess they Ghana win now."
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
