2 8 4 Puns

A list of puns related to "2 8 4"

teacher: what are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...?

steven: even numbers

stephen: ephen numbers

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👤︎ u/ravireads
📅︎ Oct 13 2018
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Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up

It was an odd party

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👤︎ u/monfools
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?
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👤︎ u/ExplosiveLlama
📅︎ Oct 29 2015
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What did 3/4 say to 2/8?

You make me whole

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👤︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.

No. I am preTENding

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👤︎ u/freeyourballs
📅︎ Apr 21 2017
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When I was younger I collected model trains, including steam engines like the 2-8-6 and the 4-6-2...

..but I never could find the 4-0-4.

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👤︎ u/Echopse
📅︎ Nov 18 2015
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What do π/2, π/4, 7π/8, and 101π/103 all have in common?

They're all a piece of pi.

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👤︎ u/TheMCToga
📅︎ Nov 14 2014
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For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few. imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
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👤︎ u/mrmailbox
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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