The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open it, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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A chubby Mandalorian steps on the scale at the doctor's office. The nurse reads it and says, "215 lbs." Mando sternly replies "180 pounds..."

"this is the weigh."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What's the best temperature to cook a Ο€?

180Β°

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ign1fy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Go stand in the corner.

My teacher dropped this one in math class today.

Girl: it's so cold in here

Teacher: why don't you go stand in the corner

Girl: [confused look] why?

Teacher: because it's 90 degrees over there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wafflizer5000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2014
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If you’re cold,

Just go to the wall, it’s 180 degrees.

(Y’all thought this was gonna be a report, didn’t you?)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandubsGamingYT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Why is a flat wall warmer than a corner wall?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPancakes101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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(Long one) a kid was told to learn the first four letters of the aphabet

He wemt to his mum, who was doing work, and asked, "mum, whats the first letter of the alphabet?"

Mum: Shut up and go away!

Kid goes to his dad, who just got a perfect score in darts, and says: Dad, whats the second letter of the alphabet?

Dad: 180!!

Walks to older brother who was playing batman video games: whats the third letter of the alphabet?

Brother: na na na na na na na na BATMAN!

Walks up to younger brother playing with toys: whats the 4th letter of the alphabet?

Brother: driving my little red car.

Kid rolls up to school, ready to recite the first 4 letters of the alphabet.

Teacher: whats the first letter?

Kid: Shut up and go away!!

Teacher: HOW MANY HOURS OF DETENTION DO YOU WANT

Kid: 180!!

Teacher: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Kid: na na na na na na na na BATMAN

Teacher: HOW DO YKU THINK YOULL GET AWAY WITH THIS?!?

Kid: Driving my little red car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubingWithAlex
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Mathematicians don't believe in degrees. imgur.com/Q4K0yxs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kosmozoan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2014
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Beautiful dad joke delivery on Australian national TV last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSf00ewCiko&feature=youtu.be&t=180

Includes all the important aspects of a good dad joke:

  • Innocent setup by unsuspecting teammate
  • Perfect delivery of terrible dad joke
  • High five from another shameless dad nearby
  • Look of severe disapproval from contest judge who can't believe you just did that in front of your entire country
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πŸ‘€︎ u/p-hodge
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for Christmas

She said something that goes from 0 to 180 in a few seconds.

I bought her a set of scales

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rex1991
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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I don't know why ice is such a hot commodity

I mean it's 180Β°^(F) below the boiling point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister-Pineapple
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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The wife told me she was freezing cold in our house.

I told her she only needed to go to any corner of the house... They're all 90 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mase_in_mass
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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People never listen to my triangle jokes

They always do a complete 180.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illdiewithoutpi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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The World Health Organization

I was having a conversation with a friend about exercise and it goes a little something like this.

Friend: Did you know that the World Health Organization recommends at least 180 minutes of moderate to vigorous exercise?

Me: with a grin on my face Who?

Friend: The World Health Organization.

Me: again with same expression Who?

Friend: getting annoyed THE WORLD HEAL... shoots me the dirtiest look

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinner899
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2016
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So my Dad and I were playing Darts.

He was facing away from the Dart board at me drinking at the bar.

He says, "Watch this."

He turns around and throws a dart at the board and yells;

"ONE HUNDRED and EIGHTY!!!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guano-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2015
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A costumer got me today

So I was working in the soup and sandwich area of the food chain I work for. A man comes up and asks what soups we have today, which is a common occurrence.

Me: We have chicken noodle, cream of broccoli and...that's it.

Him: oh, I'll have that's it.

It took a minute to realized I just got hit with a dad joke and cracked up. When I hand him his food I made sure to tell him "Here is your that's it" we were both grinning ear to ear from it.

He basically made my night do a 180Β° with that joke. Thanks random dad for making my night!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2015
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My Little Pony gone wrong

My sister posted about loving my little ponies, and we got on the topic of rainbow horse poop jokes. My dad just pops in with this:

Dad - I can't think of one right now. I do, however, have a poem that is somewhat related: (first assume standard high-class poetry recitation position; head high, chest out, hands clasped behind back, heels together, toes @ 180 degrees, knees slightly bent): "In days of old, when knights were bold, and toilets weren't invented; they left their load beside the road, and went away contented."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heidibearmommacat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2015
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If you are cold go stand in the corner because its 90Β°s...

but don't stand next to the wall because its 180Β°!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chilly66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2014
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees”

Now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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