What does the Mexican swimmer say when he's retiring?

Adios les speedo

(sorry about this one, i thought about it after a 12-hour shift over a grill)

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My wife totally dad joked me hard tonight.

Background: my wife sleeps a lot in the summer. Since she's a teacher, she's off all summer. Sometimes for 12 hours (which we refer to as a 12er)

So I was telling her that I can take the night and morning shift to feed our newborn, so she could get at least a 10er. To which she said "maybe even a baritone"

She's so much better than me.

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