11 P.M. Puns

A list of puns related to "11 P.M."

I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 p.m. and noticed the clock turn to midnight.

I thought, “Same shit. Different day.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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Coroner Dad: He died at precisely 11-45 p.m.

Detective: Are you positive?

Coroner: It’s difficult with all the dead bodies around, but I’m hanging in there.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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My grandpa had a favorite saying. He said, “No matter what happens, always remember that at the end of the day..”

It is 11-59 p.m.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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Last night, I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 p.m. and the clock struck midnight.

I thought, “Same shit, different day.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 07 2018
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