1000 Best Puns

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A director decided to award a prize of $1000 for the best idea for saving the company money during the recession.

It was won by a young executive who suggested reducing the prize money to $100.

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👤︎ u/Winterwoollies
📅︎ Apr 27 2023
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What’s the best way to burn 1000 calories?

Leave the pizza in the oven.

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👤︎ u/EndersGame_Reviewer
📅︎ Jan 29 2023
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Robert Patrick, an actor best known for playing the T-1000, has left behind the Hollywood life to pursue his dream of owning a pest control business.

He is quoted as saying “I can’t wait to start my new life as an exterminator.”

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👤︎ u/YourOverLordisME
📅︎ Sep 20 2022
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What tea is not a good idea to drink?

TNT

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👤︎ u/Siren_Terror
📅︎ Jan 23 2023
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