'Tis the season for original content :^)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlipBleepBloop00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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β€˜Tis the season!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCplusplus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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'Tis the season
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepointstudios
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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β€˜β€˜Tis the season!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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'Tis the season
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcatjazz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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'Tis the season, yo

Daughter: Do we have any more wrapping paper?

Me: Nope, mom used the last of it. You'll have to use hip-hopping paper instead.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Tis the season

My friend gave me a procrastination test for Christmas last year, still haven’t done it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattoo-matte
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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'Tis the season for dad jokes!

I found this on a christmas card, and as someone that loves dad jokes more than life itself, here is goes

"What does Santa say when he walks backwards?"

"OH OH OH!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crassified
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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My kids get confused when I throw whole basil leaves at them this time of year

But as they say, 'tis the season

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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The Great Insect Pun Thread

Start praying man, β€˜tis the season.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileBrowns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Pulled a Christmas dad joke on my girlfriend last night

We were preparing steaks to grill with her family for dinner. As we are tenderizing the meat, she asks me to grab the spices. As I open the cabinet, I grab the spices and exclaim "Ah, tis' the seasoning!"

She did not find it as amusing as I did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhotoshopJunkie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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My 3yo daughter is ready to be a dad...

My daughter was happily singing "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" in the bath, for 'tis the season. My wife returned home and from downstairs called "I can hear some beautiful singing from somewhere!"

Me: "Yes, I think we have a siren in the bath!"

Daughter, without skipping a beat: "Nee naa, nee naa, nee naa!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chibolamoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2014
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Double dad joke at work

I work in a kitchen, and we just got a new load of chicken seasoning in when I turned to my coworker and said, "'Tis the seasoning!" When he groaned I said, "I thought you liked topical humor."

I didn't have another good one when groaned after that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeyheartbear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2015
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Dr. Seuss, Abbot & Costello

Tis the season for stories about the Grinch and Whoville. Last night my daughter, 10, asked why Dr. Seuss didn't write any more stories about Whoville, to which I replied that there was a story about their baseball team, but everyone played first base.

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