I got in a fender bender at a car wash

It was a clean hit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chuck-Dieazel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Just a fender Bender.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vezyot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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My grandpa recently died and passed down his Fender Stratocaster to my son...

He now plays heir guitar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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A small Hyundai hatchback struck my truck and left a large comma shaped mark on my fender.

Well, really it's more of an Accent mark.

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Upon passing by the scene of a fender bender, my dad turns to me and says...

Hey look, those two strangers met by accident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamienLunas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2013
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Driving by a fender bender

One car was being operated by a small Mexican woman and the other was filled with four guys dressed up in white shirts, gray slacks and ties. Two of the guys were holding bibles in their hands so we could only assume that the group of dressed up gents were Mormons.

My dad slowed down and said: "Well, it seems to be that they let jesus take the wheel."

edit: grammar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hammerbeard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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What’s a guitarist’s favorite arcade game?

De-Fender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Why did the guitar player have to give up playing after the traffic accident?

It was a fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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There's a magician who can fold even the highest-quality guitars in half.

He's known as "the Fender bender".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelionmermaid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I was in a car accident and my guitar got ruined in it.

I was a Fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattFA2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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A person told me, "Sick Strat"

I replied, "Did you just assume my Fender?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_heatmaker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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My friend broke my guitar yesterday.

I guess you could call it a Fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mindstorm89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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What I call the whammy bar on my Stratocaster

A Fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallpapab
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I was once in a minor car accident with Eric Clapton

That's right, it was a fender bender with a Fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Jimi Hendrix was in an accident back in the day...

...but it was nothing serious. Just a fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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What do you call it when you accidentally play a stratocaster all weekend?

A fender bender!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomBradyGoat1212
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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I accidentally dropped my guitar...

It was a Fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickrine55
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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My 10-year-old daughter just got me.

Was on the phone with my ex-wife (her mom) discussing when she would pick up our daughter for visitation tomorrow and she (my ex) was telling me about a minor fender-bender she was in the other day.

She said she filed a police report since the other person drove off and I replied that she did the right thing to cover her ass, and my daughter pipes up: "that's because she's wearing pants, daddy!"

I have to be doing something right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoofaFighters
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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What do you call a car that's been in more than one accident?

A repeat off-fender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metalprof
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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Shared this one to my family

I got into a fender bender in our neighborhood this morning. Everyone is ok, but it hit a little close to home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bpkray
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2014
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimkal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunnyGenious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. β€œFirst offender?” the judge asked.

β€œNo” she replied. β€œFirst a Gibson , then a Fender”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection

the judge says: "First offender" The woman replies: "No, first a Gibson, the a Fender"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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A woman is on trial for beating up a unfaithful rockstar husband with his guitar collection

The judge asked her, β€œfirst offender” β€œNo,” she says β€œfirst a Gibson then a Fender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Guitar

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge asks her, "First offender?" She replies, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sani-tarium
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?"

She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...

The judge asks, β€œFirst offender?” The wife replies, β€œNo, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge asksΒ her, "First offender?” She says, β€œNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cmac33111133
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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A woman appears in court, accused of attacking her husband with guitars..

The judge asks, β€œFirst offender?” β€œNo,” she replies, β€œFirst, a Gibson. Second, a Fender.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Llovely7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge says, "First offender?"

She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreat_DmfB
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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So a women is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. During her court hearing the judge asks, "First offender?"

The woman says, "No first a gibson, then a fender."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rei7689
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2015
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A woman was on trial...

...for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

Judge says: β€˜First offender?'

Woman replies: β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...

Judge says, "First offender?"

She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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A women is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge asks her, "First offender?"

She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

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