Cars 1 “radiator springs” car pun
How the heck did it take me 13 years (watched it in 2008) for me to get that (probably a double) car pun. “Radiator springs”, cuz Car radiators. Correct me if I’m wrong.
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I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.
Car puns are really tiring
I was gonna make some car puns...
What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?
My buddy ended up selling his cat themed car for a lower price
It still looked great, but over the years, it started to lack in purrformance
It's pretty obvious, that if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tired. But if you run behind it..
..do you just get exhausted ?
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"Damn that was a hard drive."
Anyone who is born in a car and dies outside is known as car born die oxide.
did you hear the one about the sheep in car wreck?
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Honda is oldest car make in the world. It was mentioned in the bible!
"And the apostles were all in Accord"
Tesla just announced they’ll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
What do you call a square that got into a car accident?
A man is wanted for stealing tires off of cop cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
Edit: spelling
What did Darth Vader say when his car broke down 3 miles outside of town?
You have a 2-door car you want to display. You get it detailed. You put it on a platform so everyone can see it. You set up special lighting so all the details shine.
You have just staged a coupe.
What kind of car does a Jedi drive.....
Me: the earth isn’t flat. Fiat Earther: correct. Me: huh? Fiat Earther: it’s the shape an italian car. Me: what?
Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself:
"This really takes me back".
Electric cars can't get exhausted...
...but they can get wheely tired.
Which Hollywood actor can tell his car's odometer reading without looking at it?
What do you do if an elephant doesn’t fit in your car?
What are police cars made of?
My broken down car is haunted by the ghost of a mechanic...
He told me he really wants a pay rise but his supervisor can't review his performance without a working car-boo-rator.
Aquaman backed into my car multiple times yesterday
Our friend Carlos got his car stolen last month.
Why do Japanese cars scratch themselves when counting?
I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway ...
just in case there’s a traffic jam.
I always keep a set of golf clubs in my car
I’m prepared for any Caucasian
What happens when a frogs car breaks down?
My Child asked me “what is a dark joke?” I said to him “you see that man trying to find his car?”
My son looks at me and says, “you know I’m blind right?” Me being me said “Exactly”
Read a story about two people who stole cars driving into each other.
Must have been Bonnie and Collide
What happened to the frogs car when he parked terribly
What did the cop say when he crashed his car in the tree?
That's gotta be the fastest time that we have arrived on the crime scene
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car
Wanted: A man who has been stealing wheels from police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
What do you call a man who lost his car?
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
What do you call a mexican who lost his car?
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
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