Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Microsoft Office puns got out of hand...
A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.”
The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."
A man walks into the doctor's office
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
"It's.. erm .. well ... I have five penises." replies the man.
"Ah ok. How do your trousers fit?" asks the doc.
"Like a glove."
Somebody stole my Microsoft office and they're going to pay.
What did the funeral director say when he got into the the office?
What is the opposite of Microsoft Office?
I was tasked to come up with a great pun for a new launch of Microsoft Office, I thought I’d come up with a great one.
But my publisher told me that word games are not what I excel at.
A Man rushed into a Doctor's office shouting ' help me Doctor, I'm shrinking' The Doctor calmly said ' Now settle down a bit '..
.. you'll just have to learn to be a little patient.
My daughter came into my "home office" (closet) and said, "You wanna hear a joke?" I told her that I did
Daughter: "Quarantine."
Me: . . .
Daughter: "You don't get it. It's an inside joke."
A genius researcher stormed into my office today
At the office barbecue, I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
Office-ally the best pun thread
A man walks into a psychiatrists office
The man sits down and the psychiatrist says “What problems are you having?” The man says “Doctor I’ve been having the weirdest dreams, last night I dreamed that I was a teepee then the next night I dreamt I was a wigwam.” The psychiatrist sits for a moment and thinks after a moment he says “I think I know your problem you’re two tents.”
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office!
I dont know who you are, but I WILL get you for this. You have my Word.
A man walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap
The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
I won the "Most Secretive Guy" award in our office today.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me
A bell curve walked into a plastic surgeon's office and said "Doctor, I don't like the way I look"
And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".
We have a strict hierarchy policy for PPE usage at my office...
Regular workers must wear small face shields, while Managers get to use the super-visors.
Why was the chicken sent to the principles office?
He was caught using fowl language.
(I came up with this, but I'm sure it's been done before)
@my office: 4 yr boy says “why did the Christmas cookie go to the dentist?”
Because he had Ginger-vitis!
That father had the biggest smile on his face.. happy holidays everybody!
They say 1 in 4 people are Dyslexic and there's 4 people in my office.
It's either Me or Darren or Kevin or Anal.
Its's Anal isnt it.
Someone asked Treebeard if he was proficient with Microsoft Office.
I got promoted at my job and my new office is up in a tree house.
A midget was in my office applying for a job. He humbly noted all the benefits of his stature regarding the job.
I still think he was selling himself short.
I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office
It was a twerk place injury
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
The guy I suspect is a cannibal in the office always brings in something questionable.
Today was white chick in chili.
I’m worried about volunteering to help my uncle at work tomorrow at the coroner’s office
It’s a pretty big undertaking
I knew a man that got injured in a office supplies store
I don't know what happened to him all I know is that he got comPENsation.
What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..
They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.
Why didn't Joe run for office in 2016?
If you rearrange the letters in post office
Your boss gets really mad.
A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.
1 of the 2 women in my office has cast a spell on me...
I don't know which one is witch ?
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
- Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Office Pun
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
Me: "I Excel at it"
Boss: "Wait, was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word!"
I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office
It was a twerk place injury.
You stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you.
To the person who stole my Microsoft office licence ,I will find you
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