John the Fisherman Puns

A list of puns related to "John the Fisherman"

Two men went fishing one day. They sat in the boat all day, drinking beer and trying different baits. But they caught nothing worth writing home to mom about. So at the end of the day as they were loading up their boat, the first fisherman, whom I'll call John said,

"I bet I reeled in a lot of the redditors looking for a punchline, eh?"

The other fisherman said, "yeah, the reel joke is usually in the comments!"

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
🚨︎ report
When his wife answered the phone and found out the call was for him, John the fisherman couldn't answer.

He was on the other line.

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.