Why couldn’t Adam and Eve gamble in the garden of Eden?

Because God took away their paradise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kerfandrosSr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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After Cain killed his brother in the Garden of Eden...

Adam and Eve became dis-Abeled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoodafakizit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2017
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In the garden of Eden

Adam and Eve were spending time together, and it started to get hot and heavy. When Eve tells Adam to stop, he asked what's wrong? She sits up and pulls a fig from behind her back and says I don't wanna have sex on the first date

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Sized
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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So 3 nuns die and go to Heaven and are at the pearly gates...

After dying in a fatal car crash, 3 nuns end up at the pearly gates and the saint there tells them "Since you're so pure of heart and free of sin you can all go into the Kingdom of Heaven if you answer 3 questions. I'm going to ask you one question each."

The saint turns to the first nun and asks: "Who were the first two humans God created?"

She says: "Adam and Eve!"

She gets into Heaven.

The saint turns to the second nun and asks: "What was the one thing Adam and Eve were told not to do in the Garden of Eden?"

She says: "They weren't allowed to eat the fruit of knowledge!"

She gets into Heaven.

The saint turns to the last nun - the mother superior - and says "Since you're the mother superior my last question is going to be difficult to answer, but if you answer correctly you can get into Heaven. So my question for you is: What was the first thing Eve said to Adam when they realized they were naked?"

Now she has to think a little and as she thinks she's close to conceding, uttering "Gee, that's a hard one..."

The saint lets her right into Heaven.

The End.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thora-suan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Eve wore a fig leaf

If Eve wore a fig leaf in the Garden of Eden...what did Adam wear?? A hole in the fig leaf.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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