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︎ Feb 10 2014
Deep fried pun
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︎ Mar 02 2019
so I made a dadjoke hi tired I'm dad during breakfast and daughter got angry. so I said...
What are you going to do, throw me with the frying pun?
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︎ Sep 30 2019
I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar?"
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."
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︎ Dec 12 2020
French fries arenβt cooked in France
Theyβre cooked in greece
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I was driving through Quebec, and a cop suddenly pulled me over eating fries and gravy.
It was a poutine traffic stop.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Every Friday for dinner, I make everything deep fried
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Did you hear about the men at the monastery who make fried potato crisps?
Theyβre the chip monks.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Did you know that the first ever French Fry wasnβt cooked in France?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips...
'Are you the friar? ' I asked him.
'No, I am the chip monk' he replied.
Edit : Holy crap ! More than 1K updoots for a silly joke ? Thanks guys ! I am not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What do you cook fries with?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Has anyone seen the new film about fried eggs?
Apparently it's been panned by critics.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What do French fries do when they meet?
They Ketchup....
I wish I had some fries now
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︎ Sep 28 2020
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms π§Ή
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Of course, french fries are far too posh for us, we only do chips!
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What do you call a fish fry without fish?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Why did the French fry say βowβ?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
At least he got laid before he died
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I tried to substitute eggroll skins instead of the usual for my fried Chinese dumplings. They tasted the same, but came out rectangular.
I guess it's back to square won.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
My boss said, βI find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.β
I said, βIt must be my weekend immune system.β
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
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︎ Sep 14 2020
As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries werenβt actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...
"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Donβt wok away from me!"
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I found a restaurant that serves curry poured over french fries. Itβs called...
Curry On My Wayward Spud. And yes... Thereβll be Peas When You Are Done.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
What do you call a spinning French fry?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Captain America doesnβt even call them Freedom Fries.
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︎ May 24 2020
My wife got mad when she found me cooking stir fry on our dog.
I don't know why she got mad. She told me to take him for a wok.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I got dad joked by my 3 year old daughter at dinner today: "Hey do you have a bun?" I asked her.
"NO I WANT A WHOLE BUN"
She's well on her way to being the dad I never had
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Why was my post removed?
Can someone tell me why my post was removed?
I'm a bit annoyed about this as it caused my fence to fall over
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
There was a debate whether or not if French fries were cooked in France...
I say they were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Did you know french fries arenβt originally from France?
They were first cooked in Greece.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Did you know that the first French Fries werenβt cooked in France or America?
They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ May 15 2020
The first French fries weren't cooked in France
They were cooked in grease
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︎ Sep 08 2020
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling when you fry it?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where there was a brother frying chips.
"Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied, "No, I'm the chip monk".
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︎ Aug 20 2020
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
You take away its little brooms!!!
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
:)
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︎ Aug 22 2020
The first French Fries weren't actually cooked in France
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ May 26 2020
Where we french fries first cooked
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ Jun 17 2020
The first French fries werenβt made in France
They where made in Greece
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Why arenβt French fries cooked in France?
Because they were cooked in Greece
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︎ May 27 2020
Did you know that french fries arenβt actually cooked in France?
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Did you know the first French Fries werenβt cooked in France?
They were actually cooked in Greece
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