Because i feel my life’s becoming a yolk
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Moatmeal
I have been walking on eggshells ever since.
Gluten morgen!
How do you know if a man is ticklish? Just take 1 test-tickle.
Shaquille O’atmeal.
Puncakes.
My daughter said yes, and I replied, “So you’re de-Claritin that you’ve had it already?”
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
An avalanche
Poly-niece-an sausage
Yog-urt and elder berries.
Bacon and Wooffles
Traffic jams!
It would be a Pangea breakfast
Snap cackle n' pop
Four.
I told her it was surreal
Quacker oats
Excuse me, but I'd like to propose a toast!
Apparently they enjoy dim sums in the morning
He said he was peforming an eggcorism
Ay poppy
So I ordered French toast during the renaissance.
Mourn flakes
Pun-cakes.
A trucker came into a Truck Stop Café and placed his order with the waitress. He said "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "'three flat tires' mean three pancakes; 'a pair of headlights' are two eggs sunny side up; and 'a pair of running boards' are 2 slices of crisp bacon!"
"Oh.. OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
Congee-rat-lations 😬😬😬
"Honey, I got you a bouquet."
"Yes." she replied.
"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, then whatever is left over, comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet! And that, is poo!"
She looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"
The next trip to the bathroom is going to spell disaster
I told him I was trying something new. He looked at the recipe and proclaimed, Oh crêpe.
It was my longest running joke of the year.
Special KKK.
It tasted waffle.
Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.
Because for them, one egg is un oeuff
Because one egg is un oeuf
But in France, one egg is un ouef.
Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.
