An explosion on an aircraft carrier severed most of the crewโ€™s arms at the wrist.

The clean-up that followed was all hands on deck.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/radioclash86
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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What's a rubber gasket on an aircraft carrier called?

A Navy Seal.

Credit to /u/Repulzz for their post.

I wasn't sure on the crossposting rules, but I really thought this joke was r/dadjokes material.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Seanpkd30
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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What do aircraft carriers eat for breakfast?

Scrambled jets.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Helichopper
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