I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references

But who could rock a rhyme like this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I had to leave the Neanderthal comedy club early

The humor was too lowbrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I was gonna tell a story about my buddies jogging club,

But it's just a running joke among friends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craftninja7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.

Then IT hit me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club.

It was open Mike night!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Someone asked if there is a local chess club?

Let me check....mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brucejewce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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First rule of β€œMute Club”

Nobody talks about β€œMute Club”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenex2005
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword

It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pksage
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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A very honest dad and his son accidentally wander into a strip club.

A prostitute goes to the dad, and he notices her coming his way. He quickly closes his son's eyes.

Son: Dad, what was that woman wearing?

Dad: Uhh, nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turuu_Was_Taken
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Iraqi comedy club...

Badgag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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A man called Bart walks into a club and the man behind the bar shoots him.

He goes β€œ they don’t call me the Bartender for nothing”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bakedcake32
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Back in high school my Shakespeare Club have me an award

I was voted most likely To.Be

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalconerGuitars
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Went to the comedy club with some friends and ended up paying for everyone...

jokes on me i guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heyitsjakson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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My new club on the moon failed...

It had no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koevoet91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.

Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, β€œThis is my jam!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...

Wood ewe bee leaf It?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSí” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?

They were clothed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigXris
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I have stopped subscribing to the Scrabble club.

Now they are sending me threatening letters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFishmanau
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What did the broke guy order at the strip club’s β€˜legs β€˜n’ eggs’ show?

A pair of frittatas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JumpinJaccFlash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster.

It looks like no one showed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Se7enineteen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club

Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Clever strip club sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greigers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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My procrastinators club has a motto…

Well we will, once we get around to having our first meeting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrTravs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Our local cricket club applied to the council for a grant.

They got Hugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What’s another word for a gay club.

A penal colony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turtle-tamer-73
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I was drinking and dancing at this club for hours and hours when I dropped my watch

I lost track of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwwwwwwYeahhhhhhh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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A girl just approached me and said she knew me from vegan club

But i swear ive never seen herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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The biggest celeb i met while grocery shopping! Dude lost a lotta weight since Fight Club.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joos_monkeyfied
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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The first rule of passive aggressive club is..

You know what, never mind. It’s fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I joined a fight club with baking

I need to be kneed while I knead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Sign on an Arizona Gentleman's Club
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve626
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Hobby club couldn’t agree on this week’s craft.

Some selfishly thought minecraft was better than yarncraft.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.

Repeatedly shouting β€œLet that sink in!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciceromilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Why didn't the chicken get into the club?

Because it was a turkey club

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ulises-lima
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?

Church

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I was in a Strip club in Poland

The locals are the best. They didn’t have any. They need to Polish up their Pole dancers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/husselite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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My friend has peg on his short sleeve shirt for balancing small white balls on when he wants to whack them with a club...

He always wears his tee-shirt when golfing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I'm going to start a club for procrastinators

Tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brain_nerd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...

Then IT hit me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I was excited to join the Autopsy Club

Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Formaldefortress
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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So excited for autopsy club!

It's open mike night!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Everyone was excited to be at our autopsy club this evening.

It was open Mike night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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At my book club, I was wondering why they were throwing Stephan King books at me.

Then It hit me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What's the most popular event at autopsy club?

Open Mike night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicferret
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club...

It was open Mike night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club

it was open Mike night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/velvettriangles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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