A list of puns related to "Zenigata Heiji"
I'm really interested in the pre-existing characters referenced in Lupin the 3rd and I want to read and watch the media they're coming from to better understand the characters' histories. Arsène Lupin, Lew Archer, and Sherlock Holmes have been easy, but I can't find much on the ancestors of the two other main characters: Goemon and Zenigata. As you probably know, Inspector Zenigata is the grandson of Heiji Zenigata, a Japanese Detective character by KodŠNomura, and Goemon is the descendant of a real legendary outlaw of the same name. So far, my search for media pertaining to them in English has hit a standstill. With Heiji Zenigata, I've only found a single book containing the first ten volumes by KodŠNomura translated into English, and one movie: "Heiji Covers All of Edo" on a sketchy website with English subtitles. Since Ishikawa Goemon was a real person and not a fictional character, there's not much about him other than history lessons and a single Japanese movie from 2009. There is, however, a single Kabuki play from 1778 called "Kinmon Gosan No Kiri" in which Goemon is the main character. There's very little information about it online. According to Wikipedia, only one of the five acts, "Sanmon Gosan No Kiri," is still performed and it's the only one translated into English, but I haven't been able to find anything in English. I did find what is apparently a reproduction of the one scene on YouTube, of course, without subtitles. If there's any script or film of Kinmon Gosan No Kiri in English or in Japanese, please show me, I would commission a translator. Any English Heiji Zenigata media would be appreciated as well.
I've seen many modern Japanese media, games, anime, etc. that reference the main character in Zenigata Heiji's tendency to catch criminals by throwing coins (Zeni) at them. I've never read Zenigata Heiji, however, and though I've looked around I haven't been able to find any explanation of why the main character does this. Is there an explanation in the text for this eccentricity? Is it just the conceit of the novel that throwing coins at people is especially effective?
Also, how much are the coins worth? It might seem like a trivial point, but I'm curious as to whether he's pummeling poor people into submission with his wallet, or just pelting them with pennies.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
BamBOO!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
Event Summary :
When you finally think that you could give up working in Sin City to have a little fun, the most unexpected thing always happens, being that out of nowhere you find yourself entangled in a too particular situation. Now you cooperate with a disparate trio of thieves led by legendary thief Arsene Lupin, with plans to steal the treasures from the King of Heroes vault in New York. All quickly turning into a competition with the famous Professor Moriarty and the mysterious "Mistress γ» C" for who achieves it first by getting out alive. And even turning into a chase of incredible proportions with the world renowned detective Sherlock Holmes hot on their heels to bring them to justice, but also things get worse when the tireless Zenigata Heiji accompanied by the secret police will give them chase wherever they are. Things get so out of control that neither god knows what will happen, your destiny became a wild journey that depends on luck. So bet all at once and keep your fingers crossed.
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(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
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