Zack Allan Used to Be A Rebellious Young Punk Before EarthForce Turned His Life Around And You Cannot Convince Me Otherwise

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📅︎ Aug 15 2021

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Discussion: Interesting interview with Allan Heinberg talks about writing Wonder Woman (process, how it came to be, how he came apart of the project, working with Zack.... Etc) Summary in the comments.

My other thread ended up a fiasco when the topic was the importance of Allan being the scriptwriter on WW, but no longer being one for WW84.

I'm pretty sick so I have a lot to time to write this out. I listened two hour interviews with Allan, he's a really interesting writer, so I thought people would enjoy the rundown of his perspective of working on the original Wonder Woman film and how it came to be. So here's a readable breakdown.

Source interview 1. Starts at 20:00. Writers Guild interview.

Allan on how he became part of the film, working with Zack & Geoff and the first developments of WW:

There was no job. (No offer.)

Says Geoff Johns is his pal. They wrote together in the past. Geoff knows Allan was obsessed with WW.

Zack Snyder and Geoff were in development with Wonder Woman for a year.

Development failed to move forward despite having 5 writers, 3 treatments and a director on board. Allan says it was due to lack of confidence in coalescing. That's why they couldn't move forward with the original vision.

Allan became apart of this movie because he was brought in one night to speak to Zack over fried chicken. He was asked to talk about what he loves about the character.

Allan explained how he knows who Wonder Woman is, and what she is about. He explained to Zack the essential WW story. It has to be told a different way. There is difficulty after moving past that.

Says Geoff knows Allan has a lot of opinions on the character cause they've been friends for 12 years ... Lol. (This is why he knew Allan would be the perfect guy to speak to Zack about the characters elements.)
Zack surprised Allan when he walked him to his car. Said, "we're going to be writing this movie, what're you doing tomorrow?" Allan was stunned + problem was, he had a full time job. Zack didn't care and accommodated to work with him. (Nice guy Zack!)
Geoff, Zack and Allan spent 3 nights 'breaking' the film from scratch. Allan had to write the pitch for the studio. It got greenlit. Zack said Allan had to write a treatment next. Allan said he had no time, but Zack said he had to or he'd be calling Shonda Rhimes, so he did. Allan also joked that Zack hyped him so he just had to lmao.

Shonda gave Allan her grace because she believed he had to do Wonder Woman. Lol.

[Basically, Allan writing the script was all by chance because of that one nig

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👤︎ u/NGOSLEP

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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Why do I think this sub needs another Zack Allan gif?

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👤︎ u/various_extinctions

📅︎ Oct 15 2019

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WW: The #HugoAwards winner for Best Dramatic Presentation - Long Form is Wonder Woman, screenplay by Allan Heinberg, story by Zack Snyder & Allan Heinberg and Jason Fuchs, directed by Patty Jenkins (DC Films / Warner Brothers) twitter.com/locusmag/stat…

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👤︎ u/BeenTryin

📅︎ Aug 20 2018

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Zack Allan, you are a romantic

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👤︎ u/various_extinctions

📅︎ Aug 30 2018

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MRW I get told we don't have any Zack Allan gifs yet.

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👤︎ u/various_extinctions

📅︎ Jul 01 2018

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Zack Allan: Goblin Squared

Is it just me, or does Jeff Conaway look and even kinda sound like the hypothetical lovechild of Willem Defoe and James Franco? It strikes me every single scene he's in and I need to know if I'm crazy or not.

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👤︎ u/MilesBeyond250

📅︎ Oct 01 2017

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WW new synopsis: movie script is based on a story made by Zack Snyder and Allan Heinberg

http://comicbook.com/dc/2016/07/12/wonder-woman-synopsis-revealed/

https://omelete.uol.com.br/filmes/noticia/mulher-maravilha-sinopse-oficial-revela-que-roteiro-e-baseado-em-historia-de-zack-snyder/

Thoughts?

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👤︎ u/Nether7

📅︎ Jul 13 2016

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PL Watch Thread-Saturday-Game week 22

Hello everyone!

PL Watch Thread for today’s games.

Man City vs Chelsea - 1-0 FT

Man City

Ederson, Aymeric Laporte, John Stones, João Cancelo, Kyle Walker, Rodri, Bernardo Silva, Kevin De Bruyne, Jack Grealish, Phil Foden, Raheem Sterling.

Subs: Zack Steffen, Ilkay Gündogan, Rúben Dias, Gabriel Jesus, Fernandinho, Luke Mbete, Josh Wilson-Esbrand, Romeo Lavia, James Mcatee.

Chelsea

Kepa Arrizabalaga, Thiago Silva, Malang Sarr, Antonio Rüdiger, Mateo Kovacic, N'Golo Kanté, Marcos Alonso, César Azpilicueta, Romelu Lukaku, Christian Pulisic, Hakim Ziyech.

Subs: Callum Hudson-Odoi, Timo Werner, Mason Mount, Marcus Bettinelli, Ross Barkley, Kai Havertz, Saúl Ñíguez, Jorginho, Ruben Loftus-Cheek.

Match Updates :

39’- Grealish’s missed chance for Man City

70’- De Bruyne opens the scoring for Man City through a great goal

Norwich vs Everton - 2-1 FT

Norwich

Tim Krul, Ben Gibson, Grant Hanley, Brandon Williams, Max Aarons, Adam Idah, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Pierre Lees-Melou, Teemu Pukki, Milot Rashica, Joshua Sargent.

Subs: Angus Gunn, Todd Cantwell, Jon Rowe, Christos Tzolis, Przemyslaw Placheta, Kieran Dowell, Sam Byram, Ozan Kabak, Dimitris Giannoulis.

Everton

Jordan Pickford, Ben Godfrey, Michael Keane, Vitaliy Mykolenko, Seamus Coleman, André Gomes, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Demarai Gray, Anthony Gordon, Dominic Calvert-Lewin, Salomón Rondón.

Subs: Mason Holgate, Anwar El Ghazi, Nathan Patterson, Jonjoe Kenny, Asmir Begovic, Andros Townsend, Yerry Mina, Jean-Philippe Gbamin, Richarlison.

Match Updates :

16’- Keane’s own goal opens the scoring for Norwich

18’- Idah doubles Norwich’s lead

60’- Richarlison opens the scoring for Everton

Wolves vs Southampton - 3-1 FT

Wolves

José Sá, Conor Coady, Tote Gomes, Max Kilman, João Moutinho, Leander Dendoncker, Rayan Aït-Nouri, Nélson Semedo, Raúl Jiménez, Daniel Podence, Francisco Trincão.

Subs: Luke Cundle, Fábio Silva, Louie Moulden, Bruno Jordão, Dion Sanderson, Adama Traoré, Chem Campbell, Ryan John Giles, John Ruddy.

Southampton

Fraser Forster, Lyanco, Mohammed Salisu, Jan Bednarek, Ibrahima Diallo, James Ward-Prowse, Oriol Romeu, Romain Perraud, Nathan Tella, Armando Broja, Nathan Redmond.

Subs: Yann Valery, Ché Adams, Stuart Armstrong, Thierry Small, Adam A

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👤︎ u/malushanks95

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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Match Thread: Newcastle United vs Manchester City | English Premier League

#FT: Newcastle United 0-4 Manchester City

Manchester City scorers: Rúben Dias (5'), João Cancelo (27'), Riyad Mahrez (63'), Raheem Sterling (86')

Venue: St. James' Park

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Newcastle United

Martin Dúbravka, Ciaran Clark, Jamaal Lascelles, Matt Ritchie, Jacob Murphy, Joelinton, Joe Willock (Allan Saint-Maximin), Isaac Hayden (Sean Longstaff), Ryan Fraser, Miguel Almirón (Jeff Hendrick), Callum Wilson.

Subs: Fabian Schär, Emil Krafth, Joe White, Elliot Anderson, Dwight Gayle, Karl Darlow.

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Manchester City

Ederson, Aymeric Laporte, Rúben Dias (John Stones), Oleksandr Zinchenko, João Cancelo, Kevin De Bruyne, Bernardo Silva, Rodri (Fernandinho), Gabriel Jesus, Raheem Sterling, Riyad Mahrez (Cole Palmer).

Subs: Josh Wilson-Esbrand, Jack Grealish, Zack Steffen, Ilkay Gündogan, Phil Foden, Nathan Aké.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

5' Goal! Newcastle United 0, Manchester City 1. Rúben Dias (Manchester City) header from very close range to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by João Cancelo following a corner.

21' Isaac Hayden (Newcastle United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

25' Rodri (Manchester City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

27' Goal! Newcastle United 0, Manchester City 2. João Cancelo (Manchester City) right footed shot from outside the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Riyad Mahrez.

30' Bernardo Silva (Manchester City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45' Substitution, Newcastle United. Allan Saint-Maximin replaces Joseph Willock.

61' Substitution, Newcastle United. Sean Longstaff replaces Isaac Hayden.

63' Goal! Newcastle United 0, Manchester City 3. Riyad Mahrez (Manchester City) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Oleksandr Zinchenko with a cross.

68' Substitution, Manchester City. Fernandinho replaces Rodri.

70' Substitution, Manchester City. John Stones replaces Rúben Dias.

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📅︎ Dec 19 2021

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Premier League Watch Thread - Sunday 19 December

1630 Tottenham 2-2 Liverpool - Full Time

Goal Spurs : Harry Kane (13)', Son Heung-Min (74')

Goal Liverpool : Diogo Jota (35'), Andy Robertson (69')

RED CARD Liverpool: Andy Robertson 77'

13' Goal! Tottenham Hotspur 1, Liverpool 0. Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspur) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Tanguy Ndombele with a through ball.

35' Goal! Tottenham Hotspur 1, Liverpool 1. Diogo Jota (Liverpool) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Andrew Robertson.

69' Goal! Tottenham Hotspur 1, Liverpool 2. Andrew Robertson (Liverpool) header from very close range to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Trent Alexander-Arnold.

74' Goal! Tottenham Hotspur 2, Liverpool 2. Son Heung-Min (Tottenham Hotspur) left footed shot from the left side of the box to the centre of the goal.

77' Andrew Robertson (Liverpool) is shown the red card.

Opta Stat: 3 - Andy Robertson is the first player to score, assist and be sent off in a Premier League game since Aleksandar Mitrovic in May 2016. Centre.

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TEAM NEWS

Plenty of notable team news, as you’d expect in these peculiar times. Dele Alli gets a rare start, one of five changes from the 3-0 win over Norwich a fortnight ago. Ryan Sessegnon, Tanguy Ndombele, Emerson Royal and Harry Winks also come in, with Japhet Tanganga, Sergio Reguilon, Lucas Moura, Oliver Skipp and Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg left out

Liverpool are without their entire first-choice midfield, so the teenager Tyler Morton gets his first Premier League start. He was born on 31 October 2002, ten days before James Milner, who also starts today, made his Premier League debut. The three changes in midfield - Morton, Milner and Naby Keita for Jordan Henderson, Thiago Alcantara and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

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Tottenham Hotspur

Hugo Lloris, Eric Dier, Ben Davies, Davinson Sánchez, Harry Winks, Tanguy Ndombele, Ryan Sessegnon, Emerson, Harry Kane, Son Heung-Min, Dele Alli.

Subs: Sergio Reguilón, Giovani Lo Celso, Lucas Moura, S

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👤︎ u/thoushallnotfindme

📅︎ Dec 19 2021

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PL Watch Thread-Sunday-Game week 13

Hello everyone!

PL Watch Thread for today’s games.

Brentford vs Everton 1-0 FT

Brentford

Álvaro Fernández, Charlie Goode, Pontus Jansson, Ethan Pinnock, Sergi Canós, Vitaly Janelt, Frank Onyeka, Christian Nørgaard, Rico Henry, Bryan Mbeumo, Ivan Toney.

Subs: Matthew Cox, Mads Bech Sörensen, Dominic Thompson, Mads Roerslev Rasmussen, Yoane Wissa, Saman Ghoddos, Shandon Baptiste, Mathias Jensen, Marcus Forss.

Everton

Jordan Pickford, Séamus Coleman, Ben Godfrey, Michael Keane, Lucas Digne, Anthony Gordon, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Allan, Alex Iwobi, Andros Townsend, Salomón Rondón.

Subs: Asmir Begović, Jarrad Branthwaite, Jonjoe Kenny, Jean-Philippe Gbamin, Demarai Gray, Fabian Delph, Ellis Simms, Cenk Tosun, Lewis Dobbin.

Match Updates :

24’- Toney converts penalty for Brentford to open scoring

Man City vs West Ham 2-1 FT

Man City

Ederson, Aymeric Laporte, Rúben Dias, João Cancelo, Kyle Walker, Rodri, Bernardo Silva, Ilkay Gündogan, Gabriel Jesus, Raheem Sterling, Riyad Mahrez.

Subs: Cole Palmer, Fernandinho, Zack Steffen, John Stones, Scott Carson, James Mcatee, Nathan Aké, Oleksandr Zinchenko.

West Ham

Lukasz Fabianski, Kurt Zouma, Craig Dawson, Aaron Cresswell, Ben Johnson, Saïd Benrahma, Declan Rice, Tomás Soucek, Michail Antonio, Arthur Masuaku, Pablo Fornals.

Subs: Andriy Yarmolenko, Jarrod Bowen, Alphonse Areola, Mark Noble, Alex Král, Manuel Lanzini, Vladimír Coufal, Issa Diop, Nikola Vlasic.

Match Updates :

33’- Gundogan opens the scoring for City

90’- Fernandinho doubles the lead for City

90+4’- Lanzini opens the scoring for West Ham

Leicester vs Watford 4-2 FT

Leicester

Kasper Schmeichel, Caglar Söyüncü, Jonny Evans, Luke Thomas, Timothy Castagne, James Maddison, Wilfred Ndidi, Boubakary Soumaré, Jamie Vardy, Harvey Barnes, Ademola Lookman.

Subs: Ayoze Pérez, Jannik Vestergaard, Hamza Choudhury, Kelechi Iheanacho, Patson Daka, Danny Ward, Kieran Dewsbury-Hall, Marc Albrighton, Daniel Amartey.

Watford

Daniel Bachmann, William Troost-Ekong, Craig Cathcart, Imran Louza, Adam Masina, Kiko Femenía, Moussa Sissoko, Tom Cleverley, Emmanuel Dennis, Cucho Hernández, Joshua King.

Subs: Jeremy Ngakia, Danny Rose, James Morris, Christian Kabasele, Ozan Tufan, Ashley Fletcher, Dan Gosling, João Pedro, Robert Elliot.

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👤︎ u/malushanks95

📅︎ Nov 28 2021

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PL Watch Thread-Saturday-Game week 11

Hello everyone!

Today’s PL matches watch thread.

Man United vs Man City - 0-2 FT

Man United

David de Gea, Eric Bailly, Harry Maguire, Victor Lindelöf, Fred, Bruno Fernandes, Scott McTominay, Luke Shaw, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Cristiano Ronaldo, Mason Greenwood.

Subs: Diogo Dalot, Marcus Rashford, Alex Telles, Anthony Martial, Nemanja Matic, Jesse Lingard, Donny van de Beek, Jadon Sancho, Dean Henderson.

Man City

Ederson, Rúben Dias, John Stones, João Cancelo, Kyle Walker, Rodri, Bernardo Silva, Ilkay Gündogan, Kevin De Bruyne, Phil Foden, Gabriel Jesus.

Subs: Scott Carson, Fernandinho, Zack Steffen, Oleksandr Zinchenko, Raheem Sterling, Riyad Mahrez, Cole Palmer, Nathan Aké, Jack Grealish.

Match Updates :

7’- Bailly scored an own goal to open Man City’s scoring

45’- Silva doubles Man City’s lead

88’- Man City penalty shout against Man United

Chelsea vs Burnley - 1-1 FT

Chelsea

Édouard Mendy, Thiago Silva, Antonio Rüdiger, Andreas Christensen, Jorginho, N'Golo Kanté, Ben Chilwell, Reece James, Kai Havertz, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Ross Barkley.

Subs: Trevoh Chalobah, Hakim Ziyech, Malang Sarr, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Mason Mount, Saúl Ñíguez, Christian Pulisic, Kepa Arrizabalaga, César Azpilicueta.

Burnley

Nick Pope, Ben Mee, James Tarkowski, Charlie Taylor, Matthew Lowton, Josh Brownhill, Ashley Westwood, Dwight McNeil, Johann Gudmundsson, Chris Wood, Maxwel Cornet.

Subs: Wayne Hennessey, Nathan Collins, Ashley Barnes, Jack Cork, Jay Rodriguez, Matej Vydra, Erik Pieters, Connor Roberts, Kevin Long.

Match Updates :

33’- Havertz opens the scoring for Chelsea

79’- Vydra equalises for Burnley

Palace vs Wolves - 2-0 FT

Palace

Vicente Guaita, Marc Guehi, Joachim Andersen, Tyrick Mitchell, Joel Ward, Cheikhou Kouyaté, James McArthur, Conor Gallagher, Christian Benteke, Odsonne Édouard, Wilfried Zaha.

Subs: Jack Butland, Nathaniel Clyne, Jairo Riedewald, Luka Milivojevic, James Tomkins, Jordan Ayew, Martin Kelly, Jeff Schlupp, Michael Olise.

Wolves

José Sá, Conor Coady, Romain Saïss, Max Kilman, João Moutinho, Rúben Neves, Rayan Aït-Nouri, Nélson Semedo, Raúl Jiménez, Hwang Hee-Chan, Francisco Trincão.

Subs: Adama Traoré, Louie Moulden, Ki-Jana Hoever, Willy Boly, John Ruddy, Fábio Silva, Luke Cundle, Daniel Podence, Leander Dendon

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👤︎ u/malushanks95

📅︎ Nov 06 2021

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The Complete Catalog of Corridor Crew Reactions

This is the Complete Catalog of all the:

VFX Artists React
VFX Artists React - Bollywood
Stuntmen React
Stuntwomen React
Animators React

If you're wondering if the Corridor Crew has reacted to a clip from a movie, TV show, or other video, just Ctrl-F/Command-F for it, click the YouTube link, and check for yourself. I only listed the movie/TV show/video if they talked about it for at least ~30-60 seconds.

I also:

Link to each YouTube video
List the Corridor Crew hosts on each video
List the guest names on each video
Say whether the clip is a video game, short, commercial, etc.
Label specific people/groups of interest: "Bruce Lee", "Jackie Chan", "Corridor Digital", and "RocketJump".

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Last updated: 1:52 AM EST, January 30, 2022

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The Complete Catalog

VFX Artists React

VFX Artists React #1: Clint, Niko, and Wren

Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
Dragonheart (1996)
Logan (2017)
Captain Marvel (2019)
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

VFX Artists React #2: Clint, Niko, and Wren

Detective Pikachu (2019)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Jurassic World (2015)
Aladdin (2019)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

VFX Artists React - Marvel: Clint, Niko, and Wren

Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Black Panther (2018)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Iron Man 2 (2010)
The Avengers (2012)
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
Doctor Strange (2016)

VFX Artists React - Resurrected Actors: Clint, Niko, and Wren

Furious 7 (2015, Paul Walker)
Johnnie Walker commercial (2013, Bruce Lee)
The Sopranos (1999-2007, Nancy Marchand)
Gladiator (2000, Oliver Reed)
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016, Peter Cushing and Carrie Fisher)

VFX Artists React #3: Clint, Niko, and Wren

The Matrix (1999)
Justice League (2017)
Pacific Rim (2013)
Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)
Terminator: Salvation (2009)
True Lies (1994)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)
Children of Men (2006)
Resident Evil (2002)
"Metal Gear Sunrising VFX Breakdown" YouTube video by Freddie Wong and Brandon Laatsch

VFX Artists React - The Star Wars Prequels: Clint, Niko, and Wren

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phan

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👤︎ u/Brickleberried

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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📢 Voting for the /r/DCcomics Best of 2021 Awards is now live!

Edit: I hope that whoever spent all day making alt accounts to stuff the vote realizes that it takes me all of five minutes to throw all 90 of your votes out.

Hit the deck, voting for the /r/DCcomics Best of 2021 Awards is now officially underway! Details for all the nominees are listed below. The poll will stay open for about a week.

If your favorite creator or book didn't get nominated, well there's only one explanation. Feel free to use the r/dccomicscirclejerk salt thread. Consider using that, instead of harassing me with hate mail (yes, that happened) or making 80+ Google accounts to stuff the ballot box (also happened).

Past years' winners can be found here.

#--->Vote here<---

#Best Writer

Tom King
> Batman/Catwoman
> Batman: Black & White #2
> The Human Target
> Rorschach
> Strange Adventures
> Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow
> Superman: Red & Blue #6
> Wonder Woman 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1

Grant Morrison
> The Green Lantern: Season Two
> Superman and the Authority
> Wonder Woman: Earth One, Vol. 3

Mariko Tamaki
> Batman: Black & White #5
> Batman Secret Files: Huntress #1
> Crush & Lobo
> DC Festival of Heroes: The Asian Superhero Celebration #1
> DC Pride #1
> Detective Comics
> Future State: Dark Detective
> Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
> I Am Not Starfire
> Wonder Woman: Black & Gold #2

Tom Taylor
> Batman: The Detective
> Dark Knights of Steel
> DCeased: Dead Planet
> Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
> Nightwing
> Superman: Son of Kal-El

James Tynion IV
> Batman
> Batman Secret Files: Miracle Molly #1
> Batman Secret Files: Peacekeeper-01 #1
> Batman Secret Files: The Gardener #1
> Batman Special Edition #1
> Batman: Fear State
> DC Pride #1
> DC vs. Vampires
> Infinite Frontier #0
> The Joker
> The Nice House on the Lake

Ram V
> Catwoman
> Future State: Catwoman
> Future State: Justice League
> Future State: Swamp Thing
> Justice Lea

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👤︎ u/beary_good

📅︎ Dec 28 2021

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Is Spies, Lies, And Allies the weakest male cast of all time?

I was reading Allan Aguire's takeaway post and when he mentioned the weakness of the male cast I struggled to come up with one that is weaker. Battle of the seasons 2 might be close but that season on paper still had Alton and Wes, to go with Frank and Zack. I think this is easily the worst since eliminations began.

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👤︎ u/jefflevi

📅︎ Nov 11 2021

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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👤︎ u/anywhereiroa

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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Rival Watch Week 1 Sunday

Newcastle United

Freddie Woodman, Federico Fernández, Ciaran Clark, Emil Krafth, Matt Ritchie, Jacob Murphy, Jonjo Shelvey, Miguel Almirón, Isaac Hayden, Allan Saint-Maximin, Callum Wilson.

Subs: Mark Gillespie, Jeff Hendrick, Ryan Fraser, Jamaal Lascelles, Dwight Gayle, Fabian Schär, Joelinton, Jamal Lewis, Sean Longstaff.

West Ham United

Lukasz Fabianski, Angelo Ogbonna, Craig Dawson, Aaron Cresswell, Vladimír Coufal, Saïd Benrahma, Tomás Soucek, Declan Rice, Michail Antonio, Pablo Fornals, Jarrod Bowen.

Subs: Ben Johnson, Mark Noble, Andriy Yarmolenko, Ryan Fredericks, Alphonse Areola, Manuel Lanzini, Issa Diop, Conor Coventry, Jamal Baptiste.

MATCH EVENTS | NEWCASTLE - WEST HAM: 2-4

5' Callum Wilson Goal - Header

18' Aaron Cresswell - Goal

40' Jacob Murphy Goal - Header

53' Saïd Benrahma - Header

63' Michail Antonio - Penalty MISS

64' Tomás Soucek - Goal

66' Michail Antonio - Goal

Tottenham

Starting XI: Hugo Lloris, Japhet Tanganga, Davinson Sánchez, Eric Dier, Sergio Reguilón, Oliver Skipp, Pierre-Emile Højbjerg, Steven Bergwijn, Dele Alli, Lucas Moura, Heung-Min Son

Substitutes: Pierluigi Gollini, Cristian Romero, Ben Davies, Matt Doherty, Bryan Gil, Moussa Sissoko, Harry Winks, Giovani Lo Celso, Dane Scarlett

Manchester City

Starting XI: Ederson, João Cancelo, Rúben Dias, Nathan Aké, Benjamin Mendy, Nick Carter, Fernandinho, İlkay Gündoğan, Riyad Mahrez, Ferrán Torres, Raheem Sterling

Substitutes: Zack Steffen, Aymeric Laporte, Kyle Walker, John Stones, Oleksandr Zinchenko, Bernardo Silva, Rodri, Kevin De Bruyne, Gabriel Jesus

MATCH EVENTS | SPURS - CITY: 1-0

55' Son - Goal

Hahahahaha

#WE'RETOPOFTHELEAGUE

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👤︎ u/Buffythedragonslayer

📅︎ Aug 15 2021

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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👤︎ u/snc8698

📅︎ Jan 29 2022

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What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

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👤︎ u/GamerJoe85

📅︎ Jan 31 2022

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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👤︎ u/xIR0NPULSE

📅︎ Jan 28 2022

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

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[Match-Thread] Newcastle vs Manchester City

#[Premier League - 2021/2022]
#FT: 90' Newcastle 0-4 Manchester City

Match Info:

Date: December 19, 2021

Time: 14:00 (UTC)

Venue: St. James' Park

Recent form

Newcastle: DLLDDL

Manchester City: WWDWDW

Lineups:

Newcastle - 4-5-1

Starting XI: Martin Dúbravka, Jacob Murphy, Jamaal Lascelles, Ciaran Clark, Matt Ritchie, Miguel Almirón, Joe Willock, Isaac Hayden, Joelinton, Ryan Fraser, Callum Wilson

Substitutes: Karl Darlow, Fabian Schär, Emil Krafth, Elliot Anderson, Joe White, Jeff Hendrick, Sean Longstaff, Allan Saint-Maximin, Dwight Gayle

Coach: E. Howe

Manchester City - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Ederson, João Cancelo, Rúben Dias, Aymeric Laporte, Oleksandr Zinchenko, Rodri, Bernardo Silva, Riyad Mahrez, Kevin De Bruyne, Raheem Sterling, Gabriel Jesus

Substitutes: Zack Steffen, Nathan Aké, Josh Wilson-Esbrand, John Stones, Jack Grealish, Fernandinho, Phil Foden, İlkay Gündoğan, Cole Palmer

Coach: Guardiola

Match Stats:

Newcastle		Manchester City
1	Shots On Goal	7
4	Shots Off Goal	8
2	Shots inside box	16
3	Shots outside box	2
5	Total Shots	18
0	Blocked Shots	3
9	Fouls	6
3	Corner Kicks	6
3	Offsides	2
28%	Ball Possession	72%
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
3	Goalkeeper Saves	1
245	Total passes	649
197	Pass accuracy	589
80%	Passes %	91%

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

5' GOAL! Scored by Rúben Dias (Manchester City)

21' Yellow Card for I. Hayden (Newcastle)

25' Yellow Card for Rodri (Manchester City)

27' GOAL! Scored by João Cancelo (Manchester City)

30' Yellow Card for Bernardo Silva (Manchester City)

46' Substitution: A. Saint-Maximin for J. Willock (Newcastle)

61' Substitution: S. Longstaff for I. Hayden (Newcastle)

63' GOAL! Scored by R. Mahrez (Manchester City)

68' Substitution: Fernandinho for Rodri (Manchester City)

70' Substitution: J. Stones for Rúben Dias (Manchester City)

77' Substitution: C. Palmer for R. Mahrez (Manchester City)

80' Substitution: J. Hendrick for M. Almirón (Newcastle)

86' GOAL! Scored by R. Sterling (Manchester City)

90' Match whistled off

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Post-Match Thread: Newcastle United 0-4 Manchester City | EPL