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###Stats
###Skills
Obtain | Skill Name | Trigger | Effect | Proc Chance |
---|---|---|---|---|
Default | Binder | When Attacking | Apply Bind + Remove 8-16 CP from hit units | 28%-56% |
LB1 | Ruler | Phase Start | Boost 6-12 CP to allies within a 2-square diamond radius | 45%-90% |
LB2 | Blood of the Beast | After Moving | Apply Tenacity to self | 50%-100% |
LB3 | Cajoler | When Attacking | Apply Charm Γ2 + Remove 20-40 CP from hit units | 8%-16% |
###Skill Evolutions
Replaces | Skill Name | Trigger | Effect | Proc Chance |
---|---|---|---|---|
Binder | Binder+ | When Attacking | Apply Bind + Remove 8-16 CP from hit units | 28%-56% |
Attack Modifier | Deal 1.4Γ damage to enemies with Bind | 100% | ||
Status Resistance | Resist Bind | 50%-100% | ||
Cajoler | Cajoler+ | When Attacking | Apply Charm to hit units | 18%-36% |
When Attacking | Remove 20-40 CP |
TenkyΕ, Empire of Japan
#2045: Age of the Midnight Sun / / Defense of Japan
The Asahi Shimbun | Issued January 1st, 2045 - 12:00 | TenkyΕ, Empire of Japan
TOKYO - The Imperial General Headquarters has confirmed that the nation has entered into "Emergency Destruction Protocols" following the mass casualty event which has seen over 110 million Chinese citizens killed and hundreds of millions more displaced. Building upon an existing raising of total alert across the nation, the Imperial General Headquarters citing the "real possibility of Total War" across Asia as a result of Iran's assault - moved to initiate safety procedures. The operation which has been a little known fail-safe initially created by Colonel Ishimoto SΕma as a response to the Day of Black Sun, is one of the most significant Japanese military contingencies in history. Involving a nation-wide "preparation", these measures involves the maintaining of economic output and continuity while eliminating overall risk to civilians in the event of a foreign act of "retribution".
This has seen vast numbers of underground bomb shelters, emergency preparedness kits, and other assets made available while Japanese assets under the MDS ensure all citizens are in line with existing emergency preparedness protocols. At the same time, the Imperial House of Yamato has been separated and moved across the country, to ensure the long-term survival of the Imperial Household at large. This includes Princess Alice who is currently living in the Commonwealth of Nordic Kingdoms. The Ministry for Foreign Affairs continues to stand by its prior message of Japan's current "non-involved" status.
Confidential
As part of ongoing readiness operations, the Imperial General Headquarters has now confirmed with approval from His Imperial Majesty and the Prime Minister, of the creation of the Third Supreme War Council which as per precedent will now
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At long last, this girl of many mysteries decides to take a dive of faith into distant waters. There on the shores of Auguste, she encounters an elder turtle who comes to her aid, acting as her sea legs. Having been granted a second chance at life, his eyes are suddenly opened to the infinite possibilities that lay before him.
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
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