It’s ok if your phone autocorrects “Fuck” to “Duck”
You’re still using Fowl Language.
How can you tell if your smart phone is good at playing music?
Sorry I broke your phone.
I made some ideas into images to put on to phone cases. This is my favourite - Get Off Your High Horse
Remember: when you use your phone in the bathroom, it can be easily tracked by its...
What is the fastest way to realise that your phone battery is malfunctioning?
If you think that your phone, laptop, microwave and fridge spying on you is bad
Then you should know that your vaccum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for a while .
Did you know they invented a new test to see how well you can see your mobile phone?
How can you get drunk using your cell phone?
Take a lot of screen shots!
Son: Dad, according to the manual, it’s not a good idea to have the volume of your phone turned up to the maximum.
Dad: That’s sound advice.
Don’t feel bad when your phone changes “fucking” to “ducking”
It’s still fowl language.
What do you feel when your phone can't detect your bluetooth device ?
How do you make your cell phone smarter?
Turn up the brightness.
Your phone has no volume?
Trade it for my Pokémon—it's mute, too!
>!(Mewtwo)!<
Is scrolling through Reddit on your phone making you fall asleep?
I was on the phone and my daughter said “your phone is so loud.”
I said “Yeah, I have my volume up high because I’m deaf.” She replied “hi deaf.” ....I’m so proud
Why can't you choose Latin as your default cell phone language?
Because the Roman charges are too much!
If your phone is getting no service
Try putting shoes and a shirt on it
Kia announces new car you can drive with your phone!!!!!
Why should you walk with your phone every day?
These are note your average puns. Samsung makes a 4 minute ad about their new Galaxy Note 4. And they did note make fun of a single other phone
androidauthority.com/note…
If your cell phone's battery is dead, throw it into a cow pasture
This is helpful because the bull charges.
Husband: "I think I'm having a heart attack." Wife: "Ok darling, give me your password to your phone and I'll call an ambulance."
Husband: "Never mind. I'm feeling better!"
my dad has been having some stomach problems lately. while talking to my dad on the phone, I asked him "how is your stomach doing?"
he responded a bit sluggishly "eh, It's not doing too well."
me: "uh oh, why not?"
him: "I don't know man, everything I eat turns to shit."
:I
Buy a Tile they said, it’ll keep track of your phone they said
The reason why your phone autocorrects to “ducking” is because robots
When your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "American quarter horse" it's OK to keep it.
It's still foal language.
I put my coke can next to my computer before picking up a phone call from your mom. I knocked it over.
I guess you could say that was poor product placement.
Cop cars are great if your phone dies
Most of them are Chargers
"Can I just use your phone quickly?"
"Sure, you can use it slowly too if you like."
“New phone, text me so I have your number!”
You’ll need to use glasses then, since you lost your contacts.
How to you keep your phone from dying when you are driving?
Write your phone number on a lime
Dad's care about safety! Don't drive on your cell phone
My 9 yr old daughter wanted to go to the mall and she said "Daady, put the mall in your phone"
My husband says "the mall won't FIT in my phone" silence
Be careful when reading the Bible on your cell phone.
You don't want to have to pay Roman charges. It could lead to some bad Acts.
Wife bought an elastic band that holds your keys and phone when you run.
I: "Was it made in the U. S.?"
She: "I don't know. Why?"
I: "I just wondered if it's an American band."
It's okay if your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "duck."
You're still using fowl language.
It’s okay if your phone autocorrects ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’
You’re still using fowl language.
If your phone auto corrects "fuck" to "duck," it's okay to keep it...
It's still fowl language.
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