they separate characters.
[Had our first kid 3 weeks ago. This joke came to me without warning. It begins.]
They're always crashing
Of course! It's Adele.
...then tell them, it's because they always listen to their mother-boards.
Give it ROBOTussin
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can’t rush the progress.
Chrome wasn’t built in a day!
It’s not stroganoff
By instalin’ it!
"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
Short-term memory loss
The BIOS
...you can only hertz It.
Number 1 will shock you!
Your keyboard
Monitor it.
I guess you could say that was poor product placement.
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Shouldn’t it be extra protection?
it may be easier to sync with a thumbwalk
Me: Actually, mine feels quite warm.
Dad: No, it's Beyoncé
