You know what I love about these emojis πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ‘ŽπŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ€πŸΎπŸ€žπŸΎβœŒπŸΎπŸ€˜πŸΎπŸ‘ŒπŸΎπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΎ?

They always come in handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kittykatcentral
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2022
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You know why I love K-pop

It's got alot of Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phluidly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2022
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Do you know why I love sign language?

It always comes in handy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capn_cody_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2022
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A woman was sipping a glass of wine while relaxing with her husband... "I love you so much, she said, I don't know how I could live without you:

Her husband asked, "is that you or the wine talking"? She replied "it's me, talking to the wine"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YZXFILE
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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I explained to my son, "You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you're eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one."

"That's the Domino effect!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2021
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You know why I love sea slugs?

Because an enemy of anemone is my friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juror8940
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2021
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This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkRune23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...

...talking to the wine."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Do you know why I love rocks?

They’re very sedimental to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpetsnazUnit18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Do you want to know why I love this floor?

It's always been so supportive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I know you wood love this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeUnofficial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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You know, I really do love bad puns.

It’s just how eye roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bucci29
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I love Afghanistani cooking (and I'm sure you know why)...

Even when they have nothing ready, they can always Kabul up something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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You know why I love catering Japanese BBQ's?

Because they're a wok in the park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Words
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2012
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I was on a date and said to the waiter β€œI would love the bo-log-nayz and a white wine.” Laughing my date said β€œI didn’t know you spoke another language.”

I replied, β€œyeah, I’m trylingual.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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You know what I love about living in a house of smokers?

Everything smells like meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KvltFollowing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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Son, I know you don't always love your job, but just be glad you are not in the tyre business.

.. you would never be able to retire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eothred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Kids, you know I really love my furniture...

Me and my recliner go way back...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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As I'm washing grapes for my daughters: "Honey, do you know how much I love grapes?"

"A bunch"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebestpm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2015
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