You know what I love about these emojis 👍🏾🙌🏾👎🏾👏🏾🤝🏾🤞🏾✌🏾🤘🏾👌🏾👉🏾👈🏾?
They always come in handy.
Do you know why I love sign language?
It always comes in handy!
I love words. For exemple, do you know whats special about penis?
Even though it's a 5 letter word, for some, it is a mouthful.
A woman was sipping a glass of wine while relaxing with her husband... "I love you so much, she said, I don't know how I could live without you:
Her husband asked, "is that you or the wine talking"? She replied "it's me, talking to the wine"
I explained to my son, "You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you're eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one."
"That's the Domino effect!"
You know why I love sea slugs?
Because an enemy of anemone is my friend
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...
...talking to the wine."
Do you know why I love rocks?
They’re very sedimental to me.
Do you want to know why I love this floor?
It's always been so supportive.
You know, I really do love bad puns.
It’s just how eye roll.
I love Afghanistani cooking (and I'm sure you know why)...
Even when they have nothing ready, they can always Kabul up something.
You know why I love catering Japanese BBQ's?
Because they're a wok in the park
I was on a date and said to the waiter “I would love the bo-log-nayz and a white wine.” Laughing my date said “I didn’t know you spoke another language.”
I replied, “yeah, I’m trylingual.”
You know what I love about living in a house of smokers?
Everything smells like meat.
Son, I know you don't always love your job, but just be glad you are not in the tyre business.
.. you would never be able to retire.
Kids, you know I really love my furniture...
Me and my recliner go way back...
As I'm washing grapes for my daughters: "Honey, do you know how much I love grapes?"
"A bunch"
