My Dad just rang me to tell me this...

Dad: "Hey Son, real quick I gotta go to work but I wanted to tell you something first" Me: "yeah sure what?" Dad: "I refuse to believe, that my hard working father who has been a road worker for 50 years is stealing from the job, but when I got home, all the signs were there!" click

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Don't like talking cows you say?

Friend One: There are too many commercials with talking cows. At some point it's gotta stop.

Me: Are they udderly annoying?

Friend 2: AYYYY

Me: I believe the ads are very mooving.

Me: If you don't like these jokes, I'll stop milking them.

Friend 2: Omg

Me: I'll leave it aloin.

Friend 3: /u/increasingrain stop being cheesy.

Me: I'll make a gouda one later.

Friend 1: This is why we can have nice things.

Me: Whey, I thought that I was curdious?

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