You Can Call Me Puns

Because I dress the salad.

Cos I'll take your breath away

An askhole.

I didn't even laugh at first. I immediately asked if he'd heard it somewhere. He said he hadn't, that he'd come up with it on his own. When I asked him when he did that, he said it was when we were leaving for church (earlier that day). Then I had a good laugh.

I helped him tweak the setup a little, and then I had him tell his momma. I laughed even harder when she sat in stunned silence for a few seconds and then busted out laughing with her hands over her mouth.

We explained to him that while the joke was not wholly appropriate for his age, it most certainly was funny.

Sure. Your wife's having an affair with your gardener.

Dad: OK......Sorry Taxi, was there something else?

Because I have a package with your name on it

From now on I'll call you "An Ambulance," OK?

My dad just asked me to call him, he had loat his phone, so i proceeded to say "dad??" He said yes, i said dad louder, he said yes i yelled dad, he got annoyed and said yes and mid sentence his face went from mildly annoyed to laughing

I told him no I just prefer the simple Mark.

Because I'm grate

Because I can make a whore moan

Because I like to get Argonaughty

Because I am bacon in this heat

I replied, "Yes, it appears I do have service."

"Ok, you're a taxi"

My dad literally just did this

"You're a taxi."