The price for a slice of pie in Costa Rica is $2.50 and $3.00 in the Bahamas. Do you know what those are?
The pie rates of the Caribbean.
These Jokes are terrible. Do you know what is more terrible?
Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
A child with a speech impediment is dressed as a pirate. A man asks what are you. He says he is a birate. You mean a pirate? Yes a birate. Oh well then where are your buccaneers?
On each side of my buckin head you buckin idiot!!
What is it called when you die and are born again as a hillbilly?
Does anyone know what the best pickup line is for when you are at an abortion clinic?
My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, “what are you doing?”
He said, “I’m back to school!”
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you are thinking)
Not what you are thinking.
Got told this one is scouts a long time ago. If you’re Russian when you’re walking in the bathroom and German when you come out, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?
Wife: What is that green thing you are putting on your belt?
Husband: Its thyme, I like to waist thyme.
1 boy was named trouble and the other was called shutup. One day trouble got lost so shutup went to the police station and said ‘I lost my brother’. The police said ‘what is your name’ ‘shutup’ the police said ‘what did you say to me’ ‘shutup’. The police said ‘are you looking for trouble’ ‘yep’
A wind turbine is sitting in a field. Someone asks it, “What kind of music are you into?”
The turbine responds, “I’m a big metal fan.”
"This is the seventh time in three years that you are appearing in front of me," said the judge, "What do you have to say for yourself?" "But your honor," came the reply,
"It's surely not my fault that you haven't been promoted."
Are you smart? Then tell me. What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to repair the clock.
A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day, he feels it shaking, looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel shrieks, “What are you doing climbing my tree?” “Well, I’m coming up here to eat some pears.” says the elephant.
“You idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!”
“Well I brought my own pears.”
Wife: He is always mixing up common phrases! Therapist: What if you are misinterpreting him?
Me: ooh..Check you out for playing devil’s avocado.
Ten elephants are chasing you. What time is it?
What are you if your dad is from iceland and your mom is from cuba
Mr. Quang, are you sure this is what you want to call your new Vietnamese restaurant?
What is the first sense that you lose when you are struck by lightning?
What is nice if you are close but gets more irritating if u get further away?
Someone holding the door for you.
Cop: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
A copy asks a miner: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
the miner responds "mine."
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