Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.
I wanted to become a fun guy.
A squirrel went to the therapist right after he learned that you are what you eat
He realized he was nuts.
If the old adage "You are what you eat." was actually true, what food would rappers never eat?
An orange, because they don't rhyme.
Dad: "Would you like anything to eat for dinner?" Son: "What are my choices?"
Dad: "'Yes' or 'no'."
They say โYou are what you eatโ, and they are right.
A few minutes ago, I ordered some โReady to eatโ chicken, and now Iโm ready to eat chicken.
If you are what you eat, consider me a dried grape.
I guess I'm just a product of my raisin.
What kind of fish are you supposed to eat when you are angry?
Cod, damn it!
A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day, he feels it shaking, looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel shrieks, โWhat are you doing climbing my tree?โ โWell, Iโm coming up here to eat some pears.โ says the elephant.
โYou idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!โ
โWell I brought my own pears.โ
What are two things you canโt eat for lunch?
Breakfast and dinner
They say you are what you eat...
But I don't see any vegetables just walking around!
They say you are what you eat.
Its certainly food for thought.
My mom: you are what you eat
Me: why would I want to be a vegetable
They say you are what you eat
Can anyone give me a list of foods classified as "rich?"
They say "You are what you eat".
I didn't realize I had eaten hilarious.
Do you know what you are if you eat eggs every day?
A reggular
